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[Wonkie]

Originally Posted by Thorondor [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The Global Warming money-grab hoax reminds me of this kid I used to know back in the 90s, a parapalegic heroin junkie that created a fake wheelchair race form on his computer in MS Word, and he used to go around the Cosco parking lot asking if people wanted to sponsor him in his fake wheelchair race. Used to clean up with 6 to 800$ in sponsorships and buy cocaine, LSD, Heroin, and weed with it on the daily. The Wonkie's of the world felt good donating to him, so I suppose it was a victimless crime. Just like the global warming hoax.

yea i feel ya man, i get fwds: from boomer uncles too

[Thorondor]

Originally Posted by Wonkie [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

yea i feel ya man, i get fwds: from boomer uncles too

I used to call him Stumplepumper. Because he has one stump that's longer than the other from where they amputated his legs at uneven lengths. So, he kinda hobbles, on his stumps, when he walks on em, there-to-fore he "stumples" and then he used to pump his skateboard on those very same stumps, thus "Stumplepumper" was born.

[Wonkie]

Originally Posted by Thorondor [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I used to call him Stumplepumper. Because he has one stump that's longer than the other from where they amputated his legs at uneven lengths. So, he kinda hobbles, on his stumps, when he walks on em, there-to-fore he "stumples" and then he used to pump his skateboard on those very same stumps, thus "Stumplepumper" was born.

fucked up if true dude

[PieOats]

What if libruls are *sincere* ?

[Thorondor]

Originally Posted by Wonkie [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

fucked up if true dude

100%. When i was out with my fiance and her youngest brother 3 weeks ago, as a sort of amalgamation of seeing him off on his relocation to Colorado, moving away from his mother (he's 19) and celebratory dinner for my fiance and I's upcoming wedding, we were walking him out to his car and he decided to regale us with his most fucked up story of being a security guard at Oakridge Mall on the south side.

Anyhow, he proceeds to tell us "So I came around this corner and there was a parapalegic heroin junkie shooting up dope right here in this corner and went to tell him "Hey, you cant do that here!" and he started yelling incoherently and smearing shit all over his face and the nearby wall!""

At that point, in interrupted him and asked him, "Was his name Derek Reid!?" and he's like.....uhh yeah, how do you know!?

I told him, "That's "Stumplepumper" I used to sell him LSD for money that he got by scamming people with his fake wheelchair race word document that our friend Adam made for him in his freshman year of HS".

[Thorondor]

Originally Posted by PieOats [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What if libruls are *sincere* ?

I've already looked into their "Proof". It's not sincere [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Wonkie]

Originally Posted by Thorondor [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

100%. When i was out with my fiance and her youngest brother 3 weeks ago, as a sort of amalgamation of seeing him off on his relocation to Colorado, moving away from his mother (he's 19) and celebratory dinner for my fiance and I's upcoming wedding, we were walking him out to his car and he decided to regale us with his most fucked up story of being a security guard at Oakridge Mall on the south side.

Anyhow, he proceeds to tell us "So I came around this corner and there was a parapalegic heroin junkie shooting up dope right here in this corner and went to tell him "Hey, you cant do that here!" and he started yelling incoherently and smearing shit all over his face and the nearby wall!""

At that point, in interrupted him and asked him, "Was his name Derek Reid!?" and he's like.....uhh yeah, how do you know!?

I told him, "That's "Stumplepumper" I used to sell him LSD for money that he got by scamming people with his fake wheelchair race word document that our friend Adam made for him in his freshman year of HS".

mocking a handicapped man to own the libs

seek Christ

[Thorondor]

Originally Posted by Wonkie [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

mocking a handicapped man to own the libs

seek Christ

Whatever bruh. I actually had a fairly close friendship with the kid. Kinda shitty to see him fall off like that but heroin's a helluva drug. Last time I had heard from him he tried to hang himself over Adam's pool table in the SC Mntns.

See, I actually have friendships with people. I don't superficially clutch them to me, like pets, to be pitied in a fake ass manner, while using them as pawns to forward my political aims. You and your ilk are total pieces of shit, condescendingly bestowing pity on your perceived lessers while thrusting them in everyone else's face telling them they're supposed to feel this way or that way; all the while profitting off of it.

Do you know Derek Reid?

Did you let him crash on your couch for 6 months when you were 21 until you had to kick him out because you weren't going to let him shoot up dope in your bathroom and shit all over your floor? No, you don't. You've probably never had a friend, let alone a parapalegic one, that has went through such issues to where you had to make an informed decision of letting them fall off, or take you off the cliff with them.

What the fuck do you know?

[Thorondor]

This is why your commie aims will always fall flat, Wonkie.

You're dealing with real people, with real life experience. This is why your ilk hopes to undermine our democracy by putting indoctrinated 16 year-olds into the voting booth; before real life kicks in and reveals their manipulable naivete to them.

We didn't sit in our mommy's basement putting on 200lbs of fat blaming the world for perceived injustices that we inflicted upon ourselves, all the while turning around and blaming society for where we've found ourselves in an aftermath reality we still refuse to confront with personal action.

Grow up kid. You will never get your dystopic dream of communism to pwn the doers of this world. You will only ever get scammed by con artists that use your envy, and covetousness nature to steal even more from you than you've already stolen from yourself.

Seek Christ.

[Wonkie]

Originally Posted by Thorondor [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This is why your commie aims will always fall flat, Wonkie.

You're dealing with real people, with real life experience. This is why your ilk hopes to undermine our democracy by putting indoctrinated 16 year-olds into the voting booth; before real life kicks in and reveals their manipulable naivete to them.

We didn't sit in our mommy's basement putting on 200lbs of fat blaming the world for perceived injustices that we inflicted upon ourselves, all the while turning around and blaming society for where we've found ourselves in an aftermath reality we still refuse to confront with personal action.

Grow up kid. You will never get your dystopic dream of communism to pwn the doers of this world. You will only ever get scammed by con artists that use your envy, and covetousness nature to steal even more from you than you've already stolen from yourself.

Seek Christ.

all in the game yo