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Old 09-12-2013, 02:41 AM
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Default Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass!!!

I dont know who I'm supposed to tbalk to about this.

But my name is Stone Cold Steve Austin.

And I've come here, to P99, to WHOOP SOME ASS!!!


Give me a HELL YEAH!!!



Now if that don't sound excitin to ya, i dont know what does. You see, when I'm not whooping Vince McMahons ass or when I'm not giving The Rock a Stone Cold Stunner each and every Monday night.

WHAT??

I said Monday night I give out the Stone Cold Stunner.

WHAT??

I said the Stone Cold Stunner.

WHAT??

I said the Stunner.

WHAT?

I said I'm gonna whoop some ass on p99 and if you don't like it, I'm gonna throw you down, stare in them beady little eyes, and then I'm gonna WHOOP YOUR ASS!!!

GIVE ME A HELL YEAH IF YOU WANT TO SEE STONE COLD WHOOP EVERY PLAYER ON P99s ASS!


Now in real life, if somebody were to try to be my friend. I might say "Sure, why don't you come over and we can drink beers and go huntin'. And then, the moment you say something cute I'd give you the Stone Cold Stunner and there aint a damn thing you can do about it!!! And thats the bottom line!!

But today. Today I'm feeling Jolly.

WHAT??

I said I'm feeling jolly.

WHAT??

I said I'm Jolly, and I'm offering a one time offer for whichever guild wants to help out ol' Stone Cold, the Texas Rattlesnake, get started here on P99 with levels and some gear, and then we can ride into the arena and open up a can of whoop ass and drink some beers!!

Give me a Hell Yeah!!

Because when it comes down to it, I don't give a rats ass who you are as long as your not on the side of Stone Cold. Short people, tall people, people with glasses, The bottom line is I'll whip all your asses!

I don't know how good your hearing is, but if you don't understand what I'm saying I always have a little bit of sign language, so heres some sign language for ya you fat piece of trash!! (Middle fingers)




And thats the bottom line, cause Stone Stone Said So!
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Old 09-12-2013, 02:44 AM
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Old 09-12-2013, 02:44 AM
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I SAID BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!
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Old 09-12-2013, 02:46 AM
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Fame, I think its quite clear, when it comes down to it, your nothing but a pathetic little piece of trash, and if you keep running your mouth like that, I'll be forced to open up a can of whoop ass and give you the Stone Cold Stunner. And thats the bottom line!
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Old 09-12-2013, 03:01 AM
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Old 09-12-2013, 03:02 AM
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If you want to see me, Stone Cold Steve Austin, whip Smedy's big fat ass tonight and then drink a beer, give me a HELL YEAH!!!
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Old 09-12-2013, 03:13 AM
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Old 09-12-2013, 03:20 AM
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Your damn right the Texas Rattlesnake. You see Stone Cold dont give a rats ass what anyone on P99 has to say about Stone Cold or anything else for that matter! I'm only here for two things...AND THATS WHOOPING ASS AND DRINKING BEERS!!


GIVE ME A HELLL YEAH!!!
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Old 09-12-2013, 03:21 AM
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I'm gonna open a keg of whoopass and serve it to everyone on P99!!! And thats the bottom line!
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Old 09-12-2013, 09:29 AM
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