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Old 10-22-2019, 05:56 PM
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Hey Baler, you and mBlAke should hook up dude. You guys have a shared affinity for archaeic elfplay and strongt aversions to good taste. There's a lot to build on there.
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Old 10-22-2019, 06:12 PM
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Old 10-22-2019, 06:16 PM
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Video games are Japan's way of retarding our future generations, since we did it to them first.
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Old 10-22-2019, 07:07 PM
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Hey Baler, you and mBlAke should hook up dude. You guys have a shared affinity for archaeic elfplay and strongt aversions to good taste. There's a lot to build on there.
I suspect they’re both rednecks as well. mblake is confirmed crimson collar
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Old 10-22-2019, 09:25 PM
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I think OP thought Rants and Flames meant "O gosh darn I'm so angry about this thing! O look, here's a place where I can vent about that!"

But didn't realize that this is more like... P99's 4chan or something.

except instead of random anons its a shark attack of a small clique that posts here all the time. so he's doubly fucked.
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Old 10-23-2019, 10:30 PM
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Nearly all the "old" people I've talked to have interested if i've found a girl to love.

As per off topic.. Why are old people interested if young people find love?
Because we have loved and we know what a huge part of life it is. How good it can be even with the bad parts of it.

They love you and want to you have that in your limited existence. Oh yeah, older people are acutely more aware of how short life is for reasons. Also how its much more rare to find love the older you get for reasons.
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Old 10-23-2019, 11:23 PM
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Because we have loved and we know what a huge part of life it is. How good it can be even with the bad parts of it.

They love you and want to you have that in your limited existence. Oh yeah, older people are acutely more aware of how short life is for reasons. Also how its much more rare to find love the older you get for reasons.
Also, being alone is abnormal for humans. It’s why, in this time of relative affluence and convenience, suicide rates are skyrocketing and Zoloft is more popular than skittles. The young are generally moronic dip shits without an even remedial understanding of the ingredients necessary for fulfillment. Even 1 out of 3 of my children struggle with happiness, and I’m legit as fuck by almost any measure
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Old 10-25-2019, 02:14 PM
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hey, Baler, you hooked up yet, dude?


pelase advise.
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Old 10-25-2019, 05:22 PM
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im in tox with a 10/10 erudite babe.
lucky launch day for me boys!
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Told this to Rogean, Nilbog & Menden.
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Old 10-25-2019, 05:36 PM
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She looks to have some baggage on her Baler.. Hahaaaa see what i did there?
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