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Old 02-07-2023, 09:28 PM
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You two have the same ballsack scented unmarried energy of that prostitute on twitter who is really proud of showering 70 times a year and thinks others are gross / genetically inferior
^ mad
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Old 02-07-2023, 09:31 PM
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You two have the same ballsack scented unmarried energy of that prostitute on twitter who is really proud of showering 70 times a year and thinks others are gross / genetically inferior
im not sure i understand, but given your orientation, im assuming that ballsack smell is a good thing in your mind, so thanks for the compliment! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

but unfortunately i don't have a twitter acct, so i am not up to speed on your bathing habits.

70 showers a year is like, every 5 days or so? what do you do with your hair all week? keep it up? fragrances could cover the smell, but not the taste...

totally not judging your lifestyle, i just don't think it's for me
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Old 02-07-2023, 09:33 PM
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im not sure i understand, but given your orientation, im assuming that ballsack smell is a good thing in your mind, so thanks for the compliment! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

but unfortunately i don't have a twitter acct, so i am not up to speed on your bathing habits.

70 showers a year is like, every 5 days or so? what do you do with your hair all week? keep it up? fragrances could cover the smell, but not the taste...

totally not judging your lifestyle, i just don't think it's for me
Gross GeorgeCostanza doesn't shower.

Last shower was in 1998.
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Old 02-07-2023, 09:34 PM
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She says she thinks ppl have to shower daily because showering destroys their natural flora and they thus become addicted little stinkers. She's like the most popular hooker on Reddit or something and Elon Musk used her as a cumrag at some point.

Y'all should try that angle for your Floridian dental hygiene
My teeth just got this nice accidently.

Just the perks of being raised in a barn.
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Old 02-07-2023, 09:40 PM
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She's like the most popular hooker on Reddit or something and Elon Musk used her as a cumrag at some point.
so many questions...

why do you read reddit

why do you follow reddit hookers

why are hooker blogs even a thing

why does it matter where elon's jizz goes

why is this even knowledge within your brain

it goes on but, we just don't have the time
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Old 02-07-2023, 09:45 PM
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Link to the dirty haired hooker?

I want to witness the grease.
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Old 02-07-2023, 09:46 PM
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She's a funny character essentially for these reasons, so I learned these details about her. That's a lot of retarded conclusions to draw tho; are you sure you aren't pretending? You seem defensive [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
yeah im for real. i don't read reddit or take life advice from hookers

frankly i am repulsed by reddit's user interface, and sex you gotta pay for is just a really bad idea for everyone involved.
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Old 02-07-2023, 09:55 PM
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You aren't for real, retard. I don't know of her through Reddit. But I know what type of slop you eat to be so triggered about Reddit that it mindbreaks you. You eat too many turds not to floss.

Here's the hooker lol. https://twitter.com/Aella_Girl

Edit: omg she eats shit pills too
I immediately hate her.
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Old 02-07-2023, 10:01 PM
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You aren't for real, retard. I don't know of her through Reddit. But I know what type of slop you eat to be so triggered about Reddit that it mindbreaks you. You eat too many turds not to floss.

Here's the hooker lol. https://twitter.com/Aella_Girl

Edit: omg she eats shit pills too
your hero hooker eats shit pills, and I have to floss so much because i eat turds? totally makes sense

i mean you mentioned "a hooker on reddit" so you are reading hooker blogs

its not empowering to charge men money for sex, if they are paying you with money they don't care about.

hookers are basically cab drivers or waitresses, there to do a job and then be immediately forgotten.
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Old 02-07-2023, 10:08 PM
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Okay schizo. I guess that was funny or whatever and not just a retard's schizophrenic squirming

*pops shit pill and sinks into couch like it's smack*

Man I'm talking to sidewalk ppl again..
These sidewalk people, are they in the room with us right now?
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