WTS Spiked Seahorse Hide Belt

[radbeard]

selling Spiked Seahorse Hide Belt 23k

[radbeard]

bump

[radbeard]

its so spiky. wear it with caution and pride.

[radbeard]

People are saying "Radbeard, why should I buy your spiked seahorse hide belt? Sure it has a bunch of stats, life, mana, and an incredible 34% haste rating but, there are other people selling the same item, and for only slightly more plat!?"

To those people I say, this isn't just any spiked seahorse hide belt. This seahorse had a name. Hubert would be devastated to find out that he was unwanted and unloved. Buy Hubert.

[radbeard]

I know what you're going to say that actually this belt comes from Fellspine, not Hubert. And you're correct that Fellspine is in possession of this belt. But it is not made of Fellspine. Fellspine had the belt made of Hubert because of his deep jealousy of the magnificent seahorse.

[radbeard]

hubert is still looking for a good home

[radbeard]

i would also trade hubert (spiked seahorse hide belt) and 27k for a Fungi tunic

[Ganois]

Have you tried making the belt less spiky? Might be easier to wear

[radbeard]

Originally Posted by Ganois [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Have you tried making the belt less spiky? Might be easier to wear

absolutely not. That spikiness is Hubert's entire legacy. This whole notion just spits in the waters he swam in.

If you don't have the constitution to wear a spiked seahorse hide belt, then a thin banded belt might be more your speed

[Ganois]

Haha, well played.