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The Horror of Runnyeye
The clouds were thick over the Thicket,
I was in the Vale, showing my stick to Meeka Diggs When I got the message from Wubblefarven, the Mayor's Chief Guy. The message that would claim the lives of four innocent young hobbits, and forever change my life. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] We met in the Fool's Gold, and Wubble was fast to give me my pre-contract beverage [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] With my thirst quenched... barely, I turned to Wubble "What's the word?" I asked. Already, I could feel my toes curling He was fidgety... something was definitely wrong. Usually he complained when I asked for twenty bottles. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] I am writing this not in a search for fame But as a warning to all who go after me: Do not investigate the horrors of Runnyeye! This is a cautionary tale, not meant for the faint of heart. For even recalling those hours of terrors sends beads of sweat like permafrost ice jittering down my spine... | ||
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pics or it didn't happen
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I avoid Runnyeye, I dislike conjunctivitis.
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The facts were these:
Runnyeye had something wrong with it. More than just the usual dumb, greedy goblin sort of problem Wubblefarvin had sent a patrol down in there To parlay with the Goblin King, as the festival of Happy Summer was near at hand And it was good for business, both ours and their's, If Mooto wasn't sighted by the travelers. Out of the four hobbits on the patrol, only one returned and he came back beaten and bloody with a sack tied around his neck... What was in the sack? I asked Wubblefarvin The old hobbit's hand clenched on his glass, he turned to me, pale like diamond dust "The bag," he said, "was filled with six halfling feet." If I was as smart as I am brave I would have dipped Not only was that terrifying... but where could a goblin get a bag that big? Something about this whole case just didn't smell right.. and it wasn't my feet | ||
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There are rumors of a halfling who lures his cousins to die in a horrible and very stinky place...
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Well, Wubblefarvin gave me a stout stipend to fund my travels
I bought a bag full of liquor and went back into the rain. It didn't take long to find a willing sidekick. His name was Billybarty. Billybarty Sillyparty. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] And it would be his last day alive. I gave him coin and drink and we sped across the Thicket. Hopping over the wall so the pesky Sherriffs wouldn't stop us for questioning. They were a cowardly lot, the Sherrifs I have never lamented their frequent deaths. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] At the entrance to Runnyeye, we met with three other intrepid young adventurers. There was Jumbeat the crafty, a warrior who used his halfling abilities well Sunt the simple, second to die and Grumphilda the Beauty, a truly fine exotic treasure Crafted from the bronze of Brell's beard. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Giving them each some platinum coins As well as a hearty quaff of brandy or Honey Mead or Fish Wine Or Ale We ventured into Runnyeye. The ale was strong and it took us some time to make our way down into the pits It was true... there was something off here. I knew Runnyeye well, had parlayed with the King many times But what was it? A feral reek The shadows too dark My companions felt it too... By the time we reached the third level of the Citadel, they hung closely together for warmth And ah, at least they had a pleasant final moment, for their hour was near at hand [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] | ||
Last edited by captnamazing; 07-30-2014 at 04:30 PM..
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Have you ever seen the face of death plastered upon the moon?
My very hand trembles as I write these passages, Forced to recall the dark face of Fear as I witnessed it that fateful night I should have stayed with Meeka I should have told Wubble to shove it! But instead, my hands are stained with the blood of my friends And I have beheld with my own eyes A frightful visage that leaves me a quivering huddle Oh, the horror! | ||
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I feel you laced all 60 drinks you provided. It led me to drink from the aqueduct, where I was promptly disemboweled by a sludge puppy.
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As we came across goblin after goblin
I took it upon myself to interrogate them WHAT TERRORS LIE BELOW? But the goblins, ever dumb, attacked me And i was forced to dispatch them with a quick blow to their heads [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] By now, we were deep. My fellows were cold and hungry And scared With good reason, for did I not also feel the cold finger of Death toying at my soul? I handed out more of the stipend and booze to bolster their spirits. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Down, down we went Through the twisting maze of that accursed hole. Blood stained the walls like a repugnant slime. It was true, I knew in my bones The goblin king had awoken something foul, Some preternatural horror of the lower planes A big can of worms, so to speak... I was beginning to ask questions, and that was bad. For if there are two things I hate, it is questions, and it is worms. | ||
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Alas, the hour of blackened iron death was upon us.
Grumphilda fought heroically against a superior foe. Her blades rang out in the stone halls like the tolling of funeral bells ACH! LADDIES! She cried THEY BE ATTACKIN!! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] And O' was her beard not brilliant like a summer moon As the crimson blood spewed from her chest Cresting through the air like a wave and misting us all? Lament for the honorable beauty Grumphilda and pledge a prayer to Brell for her resurrection For she is a beauty and a beast like this world has never known. I still remember the first time we met Outside the Citadel Her spicy musk filling the air like the scent of Yola's sweet c ookies, fresh from the oven.. Just as fondly as I remember her Tenfold was the fury of my wrath as I lashed out onto the goblin foes [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] But there was nothing for it. Grumphilda fell. Like a beautiful titan. And then Sunt the Simple And Billybarty Sillyparty My first deputy. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] At the end of the onslaught, it was just Jumbeat and I. He had hidden behind a barrel like a smart lad as I, enraged, eviscerated our many foes. At the end of the onslaught, it was just Jumbeat and I. My hands were shaking, palms sweaty Without the good lad Jumbeat, there is no doubt I would have finished myself then Ended the horror that is life in this world. But no! Jumbeat the brave, He pilfered the goblins for their paltry coin and said We must go on! For we have a QUEST!! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] | ||
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