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Old 09-27-2011, 01:51 PM
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I used to know a bunch but now I only know 1.

Why did the level 35 ranger cross the road?

To get away from the orc pawn. teheheheheh

Help me remember some classic EQ jokes, post them here.
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Old 09-27-2011, 01:53 PM
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Google Fansy the Famous Bard and LOL.
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Old 09-27-2011, 01:55 PM
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I just remembered some!

What's the shortest ranger joke?
LFG

What's the difference between a ranger and a corpse?
About 10 seconds of agro.

Why do they call them rangers?
Because no one would play a "RezMe".

...i guess all the ones I know are about rangers lol.
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Old 09-27-2011, 02:03 PM
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Well there is the oh so classic,

A Ranger walks into a bar,
LOADING PLEASE WAIT....
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Old 09-27-2011, 04:04 PM
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I used to play a ranger (not main), they are a lot of fun. Not sure where jokes come from.

The funnest things were EQ cartoons about certain scenarios or situations encountered in a game.
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Old 09-27-2011, 04:12 PM
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Old 09-27-2011, 04:23 PM
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Old 09-28-2011, 08:03 AM
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What do you call a gnome necromancer running away from guards?

A small medium at large.
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Old 09-28-2011, 09:09 AM
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What do you call a gnome necromancer running away from guards?

A small medium at large.
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Old 09-28-2011, 09:21 AM
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Why don't Rangers have feign death?

Because a fall to the ground would kill them.
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