How the forums should end.

[magnetaress]

Everyone gets a ban. and no new accounts in game and out on the forums all of it banned. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Encroaching Death]

Originally Posted by magnetaress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Everyone gets a ban. and no new accounts in game and out on the forums all of it banned. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Cool it with the armageddon talk, Vladimir...

[magnetaress]

I think Vlad is misunderstood. I feel like ppl just dont want to see his angle.

[Encroaching Death]

Originally Posted by magnetaress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I think Vlad is misunderstood. I feel like ppl just dont want to see his angle.

Of course we don't want to see his angle.

That interferes with our potential oil money-making schemes.

It's The New American Century™ baby!

If Canada and Mexico joined the Warsaw Pact, we definitely wouldn't be paranoid.

[Jibartik]

Q: What's your guess for 5-7 years from now? Life on earth, in general, what do you think it will be like, tell me a story:

[Encroaching Death]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Q: What's your guess for 5-7 years from now? Life on earth, in general, what do you think it will be like, tell me a story:

It's 5:00 am, your alarm clock rings with the state-approved "I love Mecha-Biden" tune.

You wake up, lay your prayer rug on the floor (pointed to the East), kneel down, and proceed to pray to the LGBT.

You walk outside to get your mail, whistling a state-forbidden song under your breath quietly. You trip over naturally grown dildos in your yard and you yell "FRICK!".

A police officer overhears you yell "frick" and proceeds to mace you for offending the the public with your violent words.

You are then beaten to a pulp while everyone around you stops and stares into the sun, chanting non-stop "That's what you deserve for defying the glorious state". Even the guy mowing his lawn hops off his mower without stopping it and stares and chants.

You get community service which means you are shipped off to the Congo to teach the bush tribes people how to program Javascript. And you have to teach while in drag.

You wonder how you got in this situation as you consider hanging yourself with your state-provided anal beads.

[Jibartik]

God damn right out the gate and that's my best case scenario.

edit: plz more I really want to know

[Basanos]

I don't see any reason for the forum to end, I just want them to close Off-Topic. Part of my effort to deplatform conservatives everywhere I tread.

[Jibartik]

Doesn't it scare you that the pscyo conservative wants your side to win? [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Basanos]

Who are you referring to?