Quick, I need something to tell the wife...

[Supreme]

Get her a sancho

[Llandris]

Just be honest and tell her you're a huge nerd and you need to satisfy your pixel lust

[KwwBall]

Originally Posted by El-Hefe [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

"Bogdan is keeping me late at the carwash."

Fuck Bogdan and his eyebrows.

[Baler]

apply for an ip exception and get her playing too

[lonig]

Just turn on Lifetime network and pray she doesn't start believing their messages

[Falconz]

Tell her she's allowed to hit up TJ Maxx Marshalls and Homegoods all in the same day

[Vidar]

Tell her she looks like her mom. Preferably during something sexual.

[KwwBall]

Originally Posted by Asmadi [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Just tell her you are questioning your sexuality and need some space.

This would either be amazingly successful or a huge backfire. I can just imagine some women going bananas trying to make sure you are "straight" by molesting you like mad and or being extremely sexy whilst you are trying to play.

Basically. Use this strategy at your own risk [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[KwwBall]

Originally Posted by Baler [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

apply for an ip exception and get her playing too

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[Znakebite]

Babe, This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. I can't pass it up.
It beats me leaving the house and drinking with my buddies, potentially getting a DUI or worse a car accident. You don't want that do you? You see, playing EQ is safe for me and will give you peace of mind, knowing that I am right in the other room.
I love you babe, your the best[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]