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Old 11-30-2019, 09:53 PM
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What do I eat? A bag of dicks, according to that one guy I accidentally trained in Crushbone.

You know, I have always thought, when being told to do this, as it is common in one way or another in many cultures, like eating a bag of dicks, get rammed in the behind and things of sexual nature ... what if the recipient actually enjoys that?

The insult becomes a compliment? The angry person is actually telling you to do something so pleasurable you can actually get orgasmic bliss out of it? [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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Old 11-30-2019, 10:17 PM
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Old 12-01-2019, 12:14 AM
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I usually eat a bunch of small sliced pita breads topped with onions, grape tomatoes, olive oil and assorted spices that are left on the oven for 10 to 15 minutes to become cracking good pita chips of yumminess

Or about 3 to 4 small chia arepas sliced in half and filled with butter and cheese. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
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Old 12-01-2019, 12:17 PM
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You know, I have always thought, when being told to do this, as it is common in one way or another in many cultures, like eating a bag of dicks, get rammed in the behind and things of sexual nature ... what if the recipient actually enjoys that?

The insult becomes a compliment? The angry person is actually telling you to do something so pleasurable you can actually get orgasmic bliss out of it? [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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I am thinking they wouldn't even come in a bag... it would be more like a package like sausages came in. Or at least in a jar, like pickles. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
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Old 12-01-2019, 12:55 PM
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I am thinking they wouldn't even come in a bag... it would be more like a package like sausages came in. Or at least in a jar, like pickles. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
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Old 12-01-2019, 02:03 PM
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I am thinking they wouldn't even come in a bag... it would be more like a package like sausages came in. Or at least in a jar, like pickles. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
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