Can’t forgive my wife, missed green launch.

[entruil]

I actually read some of the this before. Neat. Good luck. Maybe fill your tool bow back up.

[entruil]

Box*

[Hrothgar]

Gonna go ahead and say that turning to the single-most toxic playerbase of poopsocking neckbeards, trapped in a snow globe of pixels that may as well have been gotten in the Bronze Age, is more indicative of what your wife fears. She knows you’re a smarmy disloyal piece of horse shit that has no qualms allowing degenerate incels to mock her name on a forum, and she knows you’d do nothing to protect her in a real emergency. She just doesn’t want you to join your brothers and s(h)isters in Norrath.

Maybe that’s it?

[Nagoya]

Originally Posted by alphys [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

just that I wanted the real experience again like in 1999.

green didn't provide that, so you didn't miss that.
dunno if that helps.
but the real 99 experience was in 1999.
you're never getting your hair back.
your kids are never going back inside your balls.
green launch was super 2019.
also, another "green" server is probably gonna pop in like 2-5 years?
so you can enjoy that one maybe.
good day good luck.

[Henlolizar]

Real life, real people, and especially family trumps video games every time. Get your priorities straight.

[Asteria]

Originally Posted by alphys [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I’ve been playing on blue for years and always thinking of how much a new server would be incredible and honestly I’m beside myself and considering divorce after she pulled a power play and ruined it for me. I don not think I’m ever going to get another shot on p99 to enjoy a new server.

JUST DO IT!!! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Asteria]

In all seriousness if this somehow isn't a hilarious troll, this guy might need alot more help/change in his life tham he will find here on P99Chan

[Asteria]

Originally Posted by Topgunben [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Dont come to elf sim forum for marriage advice. With that said, let me give you some advice:

Women arent meant to be the boss. No matter how much they think they need to be the boss, they will always end up feeling less secure if they get to tell you what to do. Mothers tell their boys what to do, but one sign of a boy growing up to be a man is when he stops doing everything his mom tells him to do and goes out on his own and does his own thing. That doesnt mean you shouldnt listen or take their advice, but always remember that you are the boss, not her.

That doesnt mean your wife isnt right about some things. Maybe you have got to change some behaviors to placate her (you may never be able to fully satisfy her). BTW, nearly all women are crazy and neurotic. I seemed to have lucked out in the sense that my wife is about as easy going and understanding as any, but both of my sisters and mom are pure batshit crazy.

Sex is more important than you could imagine in marriage. It's the canary in the coal mine so-to-speak. If you are looking at porn you should stop. If she doesnt want to have sex, thats a huge problem that needs to be addressed immediately. If she has gained 2x her bodyweight since you were married, that is a major issue and she needs to lose the weight. If you would rather spend time on P99 then rolling around naked with her, you need to ask yourself why.

If you have kids, strongly consider not getting a divorce. Your life can turn into a living hell very quickly.

This is really solid advice. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] However i think more and more western men are getting to be too neurotic too which can also be a big problem, or maybe it already is? Is it a side effect of technology making all our lives easier and requiring less hard work and exercise for basic survival and recreation?

[k9quaint]

OP needed to have a coffee can buried in his backyard.
In this coffee can needed to be enough cash to send the wife and her friends on a trip to Cabo for a week.
It is never too late to bury this can.

[aaezil]

You will never be as good as the best guild on the server freedumb unless you ditch your wife. Try calling up your mom and seeing if you can squat in her basement and maybe pickup a pizza delivery job to make ends meet then you can really dominate p99