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This flimsy mask will surely protect me. | 44 | 20.66% | |
I have or wish to have the Coronavirus. | 24 | 11.27% | |
I have some other virus; HIV or maybe viral Meningitis. | 7 | 3.29% | |
I am already dead. | 67 | 31.46% | |
On my way to Vegas, Randall Flagg is calling. | 32 | 15.02% | |
Mossad agents are dancing again. | 39 | 18.31% | |
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Lol make sure you leave the skull intact and no obvious physical trauma. This is not any kind of advice.. Legal or otherwise.
Killing is terrible karma. Not going to lie. Try to find a peaceful existence. It is worth the effort to make the journey in as much peace as possible. Maybe. Quellious be with you. | ||
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Whoa whoa whoa, no one said anything about killing. I'm not sure how you made that leap but perhaps that's something you need to work out.
I'm just saying if there is a body and you need to dispose of it illegitimately, this is the time. | ||
Last edited by BlackBellamy; 04-30-2020 at 07:36 AM..
Reason: Like if you're a motel owner and you need that room vacant right now so you can rent it to a guy who needs it for 30 minutes.
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You think you giving a smart or funny comment or something like that, but in fact it only shows that your empathy skill blunted over the years of to much Internet. | |||
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You're right, Domo. BB is forgetting that people sadly need to illegitimately dispose of bodies all the time, not just during pandemics. Some empathy please.
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ok, this made me lol
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[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] And I know that list was true because it was written by the state murder-machine operators themselves who kept accurate numbers both in that book and on human skin (except for Alicja, she didn't get a number because she was just an infant). What really shaped my empathy was the fact that my blood are confirmed OG Papists, the whole lot. They didn't get murdered because they were Jews, they got murdered because the murder-machine was in motion and it needed to murder. Nothing personal. The Communists on the other hand took things very personally but they were more disorganized and they were likely to take your relative and lose them in a tungsten mine for six years and be like oh he's probably volunteering at the farm but no one comes back from the farm with pulmonary fibrosis and amputations. My grandpa used to tell me the best jokes, most don't translate well because in Eastern Europe they were all political. This one was one of my favorites: Q: A soldier is sitting in a trench and he looks to the east and he sees a Russian soldier charging at him and then he looks to the west and he sees a German soldier charging at him. Which one does he shoot first? A: The Russian! Business before pleasure. What made that joke terrific was that you could swap the nationalities depending on which mass-murdering neighbor was threatening you at the time. I knew a bunch of jokes like that and when it was just my grandpa and his OG friends I knew the coms were secure so I would come out and tell my jokes and everyone slapped the table and yelled 'kurwa no tak jest', so I knew I was a hit. And that's the story of how I learned that dead bodies in the streets were funny. I wanted to explain myself so that people don't think I'm being mean or evil. I'm merely a product of my environment, like Khan Noonian Singh. | |||
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Which Khan Noonian Singh is your favorite Khan Noonian Singh? Is it the young, hopeful Khan Noonian Singh celebrating his life and his beautiful companion on a night before they set of towards a great new future? [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Or is the vengeful avenger Khan Noonian Singh, having lost everything he has ever loved due to the incompetence of a man the whole galaxy lauds as a hero, and is now seeking some form of justice for the horrors he had to suffer? [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] For me it's no contest. I'm a hopeful idealist! I like to think Khan made out all right. "A world to win, an empire to build." | ||
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https://magic.wizards.com/en/article...lla-2020-04-02
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