It's official: Vanquish is done.

[nostalgiaquest]

How do you train people in real life?

Bike around a bad neighborhood yelling “follow me for free crack!” To gather up the homeless? And then hang a bunch on raw steaks off the back to get all the stray dogs and raccoons and shit? Then when you have a nice line of hungry animals and crackheads, ghost ride the bike into someone and while they’re recovering from the hit, sprinkling some crack and bbq sauce of them to transfer agro? Maybe throw in a little bird seed?

I don’t think it’s gonna work. What happens when the raccoons accidentally eat the crack? And the shoes will definitely get ruined in the process.

[unsunghero]

Originally Posted by Whale biologist [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

fresh jordans from back then would be about $2k US today.

Can buy a lot of meat for your BBQ.

I worked at a sporting good store for years until they went out of business

We used to have so many teens and young adults ask to try on expensive basketball shoes like Jordans and then go running out the store wearing them that we stopped allowing people to try them on lol

[MaCtastic]

Originally Posted by myrddraal [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

if TSS decides they want to punish Vanquish, Riot and Kitties, they could just leave Vulak up and if GMs arent merciful with a quake, it could be months without any of them getting Vulak. If they want some new rules put in, nows their time to bargain for 'em.

@khall

[MaCtastic]

Originally Posted by myrddraal [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

if TSS decides they want to punish Vanquish, Riot and Kitties, they could just leave Vulak up and if GMs arent merciful with a quake, it could be months without any of them getting Vulak. If they want some new rules put in, nows their time to bargain for 'em.

If TSS/AEGIS did this, wonder how long until addendum #2: Vanq is no longer suspended, riot and Kittens concede 3 Vulaks, Knights who say ni gets Nay Vulak, TSS and AEGIS concedes next two NTOV spawns, Dial A Port concedes 2 Vulaks + KT

[MaCtastic]

Originally Posted by myrddraal [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

if TSS decides they want to punish Vanquish, Riot and Kitties, they could just leave Vulak up and if GMs arent merciful with a quake, it could be months without any of them getting Vulak. If they want some new rules put in, nows their time to bargain for 'em.

If TSS/AEGIS did this, wonder how long until addendum #2: Vanq is no longer suspended, riot and Kittens concede 3 Vulaks, Knights who say ni gets Nay Vulak, TSS and AEGIS concedes next two NTOV spawns, Dial A Port concedes 2 Vulaks + KT

[ArbiterBlixen]

Originally Posted by MaCtastic [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If TSS/AEGIS did this, wonder how long until addendum #2: Vanq is no longer suspended, riot and Kittens concede 3 Vulaks, Knights who say ni gets Nay Vulak, TSS and AEGIS concedes next two NTOV spawns, Dial A Port concedes 2 Vulaks + KT

Accept the punishment for your misdeeds with some dignity.

[remen]

Originally Posted by MaCtastic [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If TSS/AEGIS did this, wonder how long until addendum #2: Vanq is no longer suspended, riot and Kittens concede 3 Vulaks, Knights who say ni gets Nay Vulak, TSS and AEGIS concedes next two NTOV spawns, Dial A Port concedes 2 Vulaks + KT

Sorry you ended up getting less free mobs than you thought you were gonna get.

Actually who are we kidding, Criot was gonna cuck you guys and take all the welfare pixels anyways. It'll still be funny though when Criot solo kills the two free Vulaks, while y'all just meow at them.

[sydbarrett25]

Originally Posted by nostalgiaquest [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

How do you train people in real life?

Bike around a bad neighborhood yelling “follow me for free crack!” To gather up the homeless? And then hang a bunch on raw steaks off the back to get all the stray dogs and raccoons and shit? Then when you have a nice line of hungry animals and crackheads, ghost ride the bike into someone and while they’re recovering from the hit, sprinkling some crack and bbq sauce of them to transfer agro? Maybe throw in a little bird seed?

I don’t think it’s gonna work. What happens when the raccoons accidentally eat the crack? And the shoes will definitely get ruined in the process.

L M A O

[Arvan]

Originally Posted by ArbiterBlixen [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Accept the punishment for your misdeeds with some dignity.

Getting trained by vanquish is a very grave offense.

[Ripqozko]

Originally Posted by Arvan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Getting trained by vanquish is a very grave offense.

Congrats on your first suspension, you only make it when you start getting them.