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Old 01-19-2015, 05:39 PM
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Default little story about what happened to me this afternoon

I was taking an afternoon jog around the park and I wasnt paying attention and I ended up going head first right up a horses ass! It was a good 10 minutes before I was finally able to pull my head out and my neck is still sore from the strong clenching the horse gave it.
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Old 01-19-2015, 10:50 PM
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Hard to believe there is 10 minutes of air in a horses ass.
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Old 01-19-2015, 11:36 PM
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Hard to believe there is 10 minutes of air in a horses ass.
it's all farts

OP breathed the horse farts
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Old 01-19-2015, 11:44 PM
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I'll bet none of this even happened today guys. I mean it just doesn't seem likely ya know
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Old 01-19-2015, 11:45 PM
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i hate all this evaluating on whether or not a post is true. Of course it could be fake, it's the internet. can we just assume OP is not lying for the purposes of having a discussion? thank you.
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Old 01-19-2015, 11:47 PM
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i hate your hating of my evaluating so there. you're welcome
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Old 01-20-2015, 12:24 AM
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Old 01-20-2015, 12:27 AM
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it's all farts

OP breathed the horse farts
OP survived on horse farts. A testament to the power of determination and the human spirit.
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Old 01-20-2015, 12:31 AM
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Old 01-20-2015, 11:33 AM
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Hard to believe there is 10 minutes of air in a horses ass.
There isnt, but if you inhale deeply, you can actually pull air through the horse. They even work as snorkels in a pinch.
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