I don't have a lot of success with women...

[Madbad]

Originally Posted by Bazia [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

first you get pixels, then you get fat, then you get old

[Xarden]

sounds kinda manipulative

[Pumped]

Originally Posted by Naxy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

There is twice as much HIV per capita in the adult population in North America compared to South and South East Asia [1]. And 20% more in North America compared to Indonesia, if we only look at that. [2].

[1] http://www.avert.org/worldwide-hiv-aids-statistics.htm
[2] http://www.unaids.org/en/regionscoun...ries/indonesia

only because we test for it and live in houses and get medical care.

[Pumped]

Originally Posted by Recycled Children [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Single moms are your answer.

This guy gets it [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Genedin]

Originally Posted by Bazia [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman

nice

[Troof]

If you're fat, you better be funny. If not, fuck it, just jump.

[Casey VII]

1. fill a pillow case completely with ramen noodles, cover the outside if you can

2. boil it

3. dry it out again completely

4. buy it some nice clothes from lane Bryant

5. blacks

[iiNGloriouS]

Originally Posted by watbab [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

...but you guys seem to do alright.

Got any tips?

I just tell then I was once a BiS bard tip toein' in my jawwwwdinz and panties start droppin.

[Tameth]

Originally Posted by Casey VII [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

1. fill a pillow case completely with ramen noodles, cover the outside if you can

2. boil it

3. dry it out again completely

4. buy it some nice clothes from lane Bryant

5. blacks

lol wtf!

[Genedin]

I would literally just get drunk and say the stupidest shit I could think of to random girls at the college bars. Worked amazingly well.

Also...

1. Be attractive
2. Don't be unattractive.