Every hardcore raider on P99

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Originally Posted by Encroaching Death [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

How do people do it though?

Are the unemployed?

A shut-in?

No Family?

No Life?

What do you eat? Cup o Noodle?

You need more than just spare time to become the 2023 Champion of 1999.

Originally Posted by magnetaress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

how is this song age restricted lawl

Well he keeps referring to having sex with his own mother so maybe that's one reason why.

Anyway, back on topic...

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"I just got a new cape which makes me 40% faster than you at Windows 1.01"

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ITT: Poorly managed crippling jealousy

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Captain Min/Max taking 1999 by storm in 2023

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If you raid for more than 1 hour per week, there's a 96% chance you are fat and ugly.

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You know what the best part of this thread is.

There's someone out there right now. Completely oblivious to this thread. Sitting there playing mahjong tabbing over to their ranger. Watching their track window. Tabbing back to their mahjong. Waiting for a vulak to spawn.

Anu know what. They're happy. They have no idea you exist. Their focus is on their vulak pixels. They're in the zone. One day they'll get their uber sword. Even if it's not today. And if they don't at least they had the opportunity to and got to enjoy some mahjong.

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Originally Posted by magnetaress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You know what the best part of this thread is.

There's someone out there right now. Completely oblivious to this thread. Sitting there playing mahjong tabbing over to their ranger. Watching their track window. Tabbing back to their mahjong. Waiting for a vulak to spawn.

Anu know what. They're happy. They have no idea you exist. Their focus is on their vulak pixels. They're in the zone. One day they'll get their uber sword. Even if it's not today. And if they don't at least they had the opportunity to and got to enjoy some mahjong.

You have a habit of telling me what everybody is doing, thinking, feeling aswell as predicting the future, which is always a hellish future like something from a hollywood movie, and you keep suggesting I go to church and pray and on top of all that YOU are giving me the impression that there are so many humans that humans are completely ignorant of each other's existence so you're like the mass media in that regard.

I mean, think about it, it takes an artist a day to make a graphic and a programmer a few hours to input it into a database and then how many hours for one of your humans to acquire that "item"? Not a fair exchange rate by any means.

What do these fictional people of yours, who are very happy to have nothing of value in life, do after they loot their worthless pixels?

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Originally Posted by magnetaress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You know what the best part of this thread is.

There's someone out there right now. Completely oblivious to this thread. Sitting there playing mahjong tabbing over to their ranger. Watching their track window. Tabbing back to their mahjong. Waiting for a vulak to spawn.

Anu know what. They're happy. They have no idea you exist. Their focus is on their vulak pixels. They're in the zone. One day they'll get their uber sword. Even if it's not today. And if they don't at least they had the opportunity to and got to enjoy some mahjong.

They aren't happy.

That person reminds me of the unwashed homeless heroine addict doing whatever it takes to just feel a sliver of sunshine.

That person is trapped in a prison.

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bad at video games thread
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