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This flimsy mask will surely protect me. 44 20.66%
I have or wish to have the Coronavirus. 24 11.27%
I have some other virus; HIV or maybe viral Meningitis. 7 3.29%
I am already dead. 67 31.46%
On my way to Vegas, Randall Flagg is calling. 32 15.02%
Mossad agents are dancing again. 39 18.31%
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Old 03-06-2020, 07:07 PM
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We're witnessing the largest transformation of American society before our very eyes. We are so fortunate to be living in these historic times.

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None of those people are going to go back to those offices ever. Weeks will pass, then months. It's never going to be safe enough, and besides everybody has been working from home for so long why bother? These magnificent structures will be turned into greenhouses or abandoned. Certainly of no use after The Great Distancing.

There will be no more concerts, not with crowds in them. Empty stadiums, except for the players, running around coughing among the mucous but still bravely trying to score for us watching the video. You will ride the plane encased in a plastic envelope. Our car door handles will ooze 60% alcohol gel as we drive around in circles waiting for our turn to go into the one-person Steri-Mart.

We need to preserve artifacts for historical purposes. Don't throw away the first mask you get. Label it with your name, when and where you got it, and put it in a bag for posterity.
lol [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] I enjoy your posts.
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Old 03-06-2020, 07:52 PM
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We're witnessing the largest transformation of American society before our very eyes. We are so fortunate to be living in these historic times.

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None of those people are going to go back to those offices ever. Weeks will pass, then months. It's never going to be safe enough, and besides everybody has been working from home for so long why bother? These magnificent structures will be turned into greenhouses or abandoned. Certainly of no use after The Great Distancing.

There will be no more concerts, not with crowds in them. Empty stadiums, except for the players, running around coughing among the mucous but still bravely trying to score for us watching the video. You will ride the plane encased in a plastic envelope. Our car door handles will ooze 60% alcohol gel as we drive around in circles waiting for our turn to go into the one-person Steri-Mart.

We need to preserve artifacts for historical purposes. Don't throw away the first mask you get. Label it with your name, when and where you got it, and put it in a bag for posterity.
Fake and gay
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Old 03-06-2020, 10:15 PM
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I cried at the end of that. Salty tears, like a real fisherman. I wish all professions had a poignant folk song for when they become superfluous. "The Sad March of The Payphone Coin Collectors" clink...clink......clink
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Old 03-06-2020, 10:21 PM
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Fake and gay
Now get on the plane boy!

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Old 03-07-2020, 01:25 AM
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im scared plz help. what are those bad unity models plz stahp
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Old 03-07-2020, 09:23 AM
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Do you all remember the crazy people who lived in suits on Mass Effect, and like taking a glove off and touching someone was like crazy wild orgy sex?

Apparently they also have really cute butts.

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Old 03-07-2020, 10:36 AM
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Do you all remember the crazy people who lived in suits on Mass Effect
I don't know I always chose the homosexual dialogue options so I wound up with cutscenes like this

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Old 03-07-2020, 10:41 AM
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I don't know I always chose the homosexual dialogue options so I wound up with cutscenes like this

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Nothing wrong with that IMO. I love neck nuzzles myself.
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Old 03-07-2020, 03:48 PM
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Do you all remember the crazy people who lived in suits on Mass Effect, and like taking a glove off and touching someone was like crazy wild orgy sex?

Apparently they also have really cute butts.

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i never played that one. my rich SCUMBAG EX who was super normie thought it was his favorite game, basically because it was a movie not a game.
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Old 03-07-2020, 05:00 PM
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if only you had someone to give you one
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