CORONAVIRUS Death Thread

[Gwaihir]

Originally Posted by Pretzelle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Definitely drugs

Have another beer.

[Ennewi]

Originally Posted by Gwaihir [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Have another beer.

Might I recommend He'Brew, specifically the Messiah Nut Brown Ale?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shmaltz_Brewing_Company

[Boyblunder]

Problem Reaction Solution.
Amazing......they have the vaccine already!

[Gwaihir]

The cure is made from a chemical in Marah Fabacea, a known anticholinergic and deliriant. The answer was in the bible in Exodus 12:22-25 all along. Don't take more than 1 seed at a time to prevent delirium.

The fruit also contains saponnins, which can be used as a soap to wash your hands with.

Native Americans used to use this stuff to paralyze fish, which caused them to float to the surface where they were easily gathered.

Speaking of walking on water, didn't Pontius Pilate wash his hands?

You're welcome.

[Gwaihir]

Contrarily, you can also cure yourself with 17 beers, 2 packs of cigarettes (preferably tarylton's), copious amounts of animal fat, and a smarmy obnoxiously selfish attitude while remaining holed up in your moms basement, coveting everyone else's accomplishments.

Fielder's choice, really.

P.s. dont forget the weed.

[Gwaihir]

Triterpenoid saponins are naturally occurring sugar conjugates of triterpenes possessing various biological activities, including antiviral action.

Looks like it may even cure your herpes

[Gwaihir]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triterpene

Notice cucurbitacins, of which the entire Marah genus falls under are detailed here as containing 4 of these triterpene rings in its chemical structure, denoting its antiviral properties, but i suppose i should leave this to the genioses that proclaim to be the "experts" in this subject, while frequenting these forums offering nothing but scorn, derision, contempt, and kneejerk vehement when they perceive their fragile egos as being assaulted, yeah?

[Gwaihir]

Matter of fact, pretty sure all of the Marah genus cures this crap.

[Gwaihir]

Originally Posted by Gwaihir [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Matter of fact, pretty sure all of the Marah genus cures this crap.

Exodus 15:22-25
The Waters of Marah and Elim
22 Then Moses led Israel from the Red Sea and they went into the Desert of Shur. For three days they traveled in the desert without finding water. 23 When they came to Marah, they could not drink its water because it was bitter. (That is why the place is called Marah.[a]) 24 So the people grumbled against Moses, saying, “What are we to drink?”

25 Then Moses cried out to the Lord, and the Lord showed him a piece of wood. He threw it into the water, and the water became fit to drink.

[BlackBellamy]

C O R O N A V I R U S.

Coronavirus

Coronavirus, motherfuckers. Please.

What is it about this that attracts such philosophers, determined to delve into the nature of evil or whether a thing exists at all? Is Descartes being challenged here; will we finally settle if we can believe the things we see? Is this shadows and lies in the cave again?

No. It's fucking drivel. It's noise and it's chaff.

Frankly I expect more from the people here.

I leave for a week so I could fight racism and this is what happens. It's like when meth people move into your vacant rental and they stab the shit out of each other over some bullshit and when you get there one of them is still breathing so you kick everything off the milk crate and make yourself a seat and listen to the guy wheeze and then gurgle and then there's just the sound of you crying because now you have a carpeting problem.

Still, I can't resist. Allow me to explain to several people here why this is all happening, the purpose and the motivation, the grand scheme if you will:

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