Project 1999

Go Back   Project 1999 > Red Community > Red Rants and Flames

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #121  
Old 02-18-2018, 10:34 PM
MavstabYoudead MavstabYoudead is offline
Fire Giant


Join Date: Jan 2015
Posts: 874
Default

that even english?

anon shitters ftw. get "rekt".
  #122  
Old 02-19-2018, 10:59 AM
kotton05 kotton05 is offline
Banned


Join Date: Sep 2012
Posts: 1,732
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by MavstabYoudead [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
flak mad he's banned....love these anon shitters.
no im not.

once again you're angry and got YT'd by me recently. Just call me daddy and you won't have to make a level 1 barbarian.
  #123  
Old 02-21-2018, 11:48 PM
MiRo2 MiRo2 is offline
Fire Giant

MiRo2's Avatar

Join Date: May 2010
Posts: 732
Default

ANNOUNCING THE NEW
< APEX > OFFICER INCENTIVE PROGRAM
OR AOIP FOR SHORT



You may be asking yourself, what was wrong with the old incentive program? or, Apex has an officer incentive program? So I'm going to go ahead and lay out our thought process with the change from our old program before we get into the awesome details of our new program.

Some of you may remember a time not so long ago in < APEX> we charged our members for what we considered "alt loot" with a price tag ranging from 10,000pp to 25,000pp. Through this system we made the guild bank(managed by a sole trustworthy person, with no outside accountability) literal millions in hard cold platinum pieces. This enabled us to start purchasing some of the best buyable items around for officer alts. Some of the great loots acquired by our officers at the guild's expenses included:Cloak of Flames, Rune Bolstered Belts, Fungi's, AoNs, Mith Helm/Boots/Gloves, Myro BPs, Donal BPs, White Dragon Helms, Exquisite Velium Bows, and Manastones.

So if our previous program was so successful, why are we changing it? The answer is simple: we have geared over 30 officer alts already, and have purchased enough items for our stores to gear another 30, our officer's alts can no longer benefit from what plat can buy.


So what does our new program involve? It is best described by the three following words:

Officer Loot Priority

In < APEX > we play for pixels, and nothing else. So of course our officers need the most pixels, and boy do they get them.

Thats right, if you looked at our most recent loot post[1], you may have noticed that over 20% of all the loot dropped over the past month is going to our current officer core, or about 4% of of the guild. The best part about this is that most of our officer loots goes to our alts, since we already have several fully geared characters. We accomplish this astounding percentage through several means. First, we're a loot council guild, and are you really going to tell me the officers don't deserve a majority of the loot? Second all new recruits are set below alts in priority for loot for at least 30 days, by doing this we take advantage of our revolving door of recruits, most of which leave us for Sanctuary before they can ever have priority over an officer alt. Lastly, we have a complex main, second main, and main change system that is loosely tracked and ambiguous in nature that we often twist in our officer's favor.

So why publicly advertise this?

Recently we have noticed that several of our officers are... lacking appropriate skills, or are indisposed and unable to play. So we have decided to begin openly recruit new officers!

Below are listed some of the qualities we are looking for, and some we would prefer candidates not have.

Favorable Traits:
-Completely subservient to guild leader(MANDATORY)
-Addicted to drugs (uppers not downers)
-High level of pixel lust
-Ability to effectively use Skype and PayPal gifting
-Comprehensive ability to make spreadsheets, and know when to put people on them
-Flexible work schedule, or unemployment, that enables sudden and large modifications to sleep habits
-High resiliency to endure multiple wipes on 18 year old content(maximum public berging no more than twice a month)

Unfavorable Traits:
-A backbone, capable of independent thought
-Lack of pixel addiction

If you feel that you meet some of this criteria and would be a good fit into the < APEX > leadership then please fill out the following application.

[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
JUST A SMALL HINT, IF YOU WANT TO BE AN OFFICER, THE ANSWER IS NEVER D

Once complete please post your application in this thread where we collect public opinion(and probably ignore it) and internally deliberate on which candidates we will be picking.

As always if you would like to apply to join < APEX > please fill out your contract and send it to Crybone, Dixus, Awfal, or Sharknado. Oh yeah, or Fatcell, I guess he is playing again.
  #124  
Old 02-21-2018, 11:48 PM
Cwall 146.0 Cwall 146.0 is offline
Sarnak


Join Date: Jan 2017
Posts: 289
Default

no way in hell am i reading that dude
  #125  
Old 02-22-2018, 12:01 AM
AzzarTheGod AzzarTheGod is offline
Planar Protector

AzzarTheGod's Avatar

Join Date: Jun 2015
Location: Sullon Zek
Posts: 7,770
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cwall 146.0 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
no way in hell am i reading that dude
__________________
Kirban Manaburn / Speedd Haxx

PKer & Master Trainer and Terrorist of Sullon Zek
Kills: 1278, Deaths: 76, Killratio: 16.82
  #126  
Old 02-22-2018, 08:35 AM
heartbrand heartbrand is offline
Planar Protector

heartbrand's Avatar

Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: The Wire
Posts: 9,757
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cwall 146.0 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
no way in hell am i reading that dude
__________________
Checkraise Dragonslayer <Retired>
"My armor color matches my playstyle"
  #127  
Old 02-22-2018, 09:55 AM
MiRo2 MiRo2 is offline
Fire Giant

MiRo2's Avatar

Join Date: May 2010
Posts: 732
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cwall 146.0 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
no way in hell am i reading that dude
  #128  
Old 02-22-2018, 10:15 AM
Jazzy Jazzy is offline
Fire Giant

Jazzy's Avatar

Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: global village
Posts: 976
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cwall 146.0 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
no way in hell am i reading that dude
__________________
JAZZY JEFF <CASUAL SCUM>
  #129  
Old 02-22-2018, 10:45 AM
Eslade Eslade is offline
Planar Protector


Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: The Lab
Posts: 2,109
Default

[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
__________________
Edalse Dwarf Cleric
Eslade Dwarf Paladin (Cazic Thule Server)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Derubael View Post
WIPE IT CLEAN ITS TERRIBLE
#elfpals discord
  #130  
Old 02-22-2018, 10:56 AM
kotton05 kotton05 is offline
Banned


Join Date: Sep 2012
Posts: 1,732
Default

I read it. I lol’d because it’s true
Closed Thread

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:37 AM.


Everquest is a registered trademark of Daybreak Game Company LLC.
Project 1999 is not associated or affiliated in any way with Daybreak Game Company LLC.
Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.