Pizza Slice Stolen

[Babittle]

I mean, its not like you ordered pizza and someone stole your whole pizza. Its kinda like you ordered pizza, then someone took a slice. i get the frustration...but the pizza gods ordered it. Dont shun the village of other pizza lovers. let them enjoy that slice. God i love pizza, but not pizza drama. Going total pineapple on the pizza aint gonna help either. Sure theres some deviants out there that allow such a topping, but you must remember the whole pizza with such responsibility.

-Pizza