Bard Lifes Mattur

[Daywolf]

Originally Posted by Baler [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I listed them as they're listed on the wiki. Take it up with them. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

That's Racist! But we can overlook it if you hand over some fresh and tasty wood elf parts. Wood elf deaths matter for some real fiiine smoked eats!
A bonus if they were bards! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Borf]

No eat frunds, ev'ree wun iz frund, even da hoobits, da nomers, an da dorfers.

[Daywolf]

Originally Posted by Borf [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

No eat frunds, ev'ree wun iz frund, even da hoobits, da nomers, an da dorfers.

So so yum! It's so good I keep two stacks in the bank, vacuum sealed of course for ultimate freshness. yum-yum HHHOOOWWWLLL!!!
A wolfs gotta eat. Bah to foraged vegetables, that's for sheep-kind [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Such as Gallin Woodwind outside the warriors guild in Kelethin says: "Kelethin's citizens must be nourished and this requires meat. Such is the circle of life."
But I have yet to eat him.

[Eld'n'Ell]

Originally Posted by Safon [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Rated 5 stars

and 5 more!