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Old 02-12-2022, 10:44 PM
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The wife decided to stud out our Goldendoodle, and he's banged 3 chicks ($1800 a pop! and one of them he's studded 3 times), which is 3 more than 90% of Vanquish and Riot and the other pathetic neck beards that can't stop playing EQ 12 hours a day.
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Old 02-12-2022, 11:25 PM
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Your dog also knows not to capatilize every word in a title. but you were too busy fucking lassie to ask her a bit help regarding your grammar issues.

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Old 02-12-2022, 11:29 PM
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"The wife decided to stud out our Goldendoodle" legitimately made me laugh just on it's own.
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Old 02-12-2022, 11:47 PM
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Goldendoodle?

What horror has man wrought.
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Old 02-13-2022, 12:16 AM
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That’s not a dog that’s an abomination
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Old 02-13-2022, 12:48 AM
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That’s not a dog that’s an abomination
Kill it, might drop loot!
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Old 02-13-2022, 03:13 AM
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my sex dolls and cat probably have a better life than most of you
got my account banned after trading 1 hour with a doll for 1 ntov loot
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Old 02-13-2022, 03:24 AM
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My dog is better than you.
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Old 02-13-2022, 03:27 AM
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Old 02-13-2022, 03:29 AM
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sex is lowkey kinda tiring
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