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Old 09-26-2020, 12:45 AM
Ivory Ivory is offline
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Default Bone Magicks - A dramatic tale

As part of bein an adventurer with fellows...we gotsa report our attendance when slayin things. And also sometimes a spot for a reason why you might not be on the list.

Bein a proper gnome, I wrote down proper record of attendance.

BUT, then a fellow read the account! So now you don't gotta read it... because here is a top notch dramatic reading of attendance!

https://soundcloud.com/ivory-the-gam...-dramatic-tale

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Once upon a times, there were a gnome. Now this gnome weren't like other gnomes, no no, this gnome liked them bone magics!! So she spent much time learnins the bone magics, and one day set out to becomes a great bone knight!! She traveled them world, slayin monsters and savins the day, with her bone magics....until eventually she cames across a fellowship of other fellows lookin for adventure. So she joined thems and together they went many places and slain many a monsters also. Eventually lady Palabin becames a top notch bone knight, even achieving greatness as the top champion of battle and strategy!! Then, one day... after the fellows had slain a great bone dragon... the shout cames that the god of Innorruk had woken!! HE NEEDED TO BE SLAINS!! So off they went to face the great prince o hate! In his own house even!!! And there all fellows did great battle, and using her bone magics Palabin joined and the prince were no match for such power. Victorious, everyone cheered (even though there were lots o monsters killin many people, but that's ok, because the important thing was gettin them treasure). Anyhow, in the end, that is how it went.... and I were there. As the record states, and is official from the offices of Ak'anon ands all Ak'anon officials. In facts, probably will makes a record out of stone!! And that record wills be burried for thousands of years untils future archeologists digs it up and finds the stone....and as they gaze downs upon it, they will read the record "Palabin were there, gnomes is great". True, is very true. That is how it goes and how it wills be. The end.
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Old 09-26-2020, 01:29 AM
BarackObooma BarackObooma is offline
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Always love a good Sneaksy/Palabin tale!

Your pal,
Menehune/Notestradamus
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