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Old 12-03-2019, 05:22 PM
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How many P99ers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A <Riot>
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You also don't have to play here if you don't like the rules. It's your choice <3
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Old 12-03-2019, 05:23 PM
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What name do smugglers in highpass now use for Freeport?

'Freesnort' due to the copious amount of pixie dust being boated over from faydwer to be distributed to the rest of Antonica. It's an epidemic!
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Old 12-03-2019, 05:25 PM
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Talked to Dr. Nilbog about a login issue I’ve recently been having.

Said I’ve contracted a Valeriya disease.
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Old 12-03-2019, 05:29 PM
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Gonna have to make an executive decision on this one due to the rarity of me winning free plat.. grats me! Did I stutter?
Gotta give props for using my idea, very much in the spirit of the reference.
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Old 12-03-2019, 05:36 PM
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"Oh no your precious gnoll fang" - thread: https://www.project1999.com/forums/s...d.php?t=338834

Not a "joke" but I laugh everytime I read this. Thread is somehow a name and shame over a single gnoll tooth
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Old 12-03-2019, 05:42 PM
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How many gnomes does it take to paint a wall?

well that depends on how hard you throw em.
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Old 12-03-2019, 05:55 PM
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A dwarf walks out of a pub...
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Old 12-03-2019, 06:01 PM
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You'd have to be really low to pickpocket a gnome.
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Old 12-03-2019, 06:04 PM
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Old 12-03-2019, 06:05 PM
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"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at a funeral
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