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Old 08-30-2020, 02:33 AM
Jauna Jauna is offline
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Default my cat likes my farts, should

i be worried?

Its almost 3am and I am drunk and kinda hungry and just realized i started capitalizing my eyes. and there Eye was taking a sumo wrrester tier stance to my open fridge and bam, let loose vodka farts and i got cold nosed.

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See this? This is it. her name is Chen because I want to fuck Ran. But there she was just so close I can feel the cold feeling of wait this isnt EQ related. Alright.

Alright my Troll Shadowknight from years ago got rerolled to Ogre last year like March 2019 something. AoEd late night for some Deathfist Belts/giant helm all the way to level 15 and thought fuckyeah its time to start the exp superhighway in my full Thurg mace/kith shield ready to roll.

Then City of Heroes happened.
Then Green99 happened.
Then it hit me, the cumpalation of all the shit i did to get all that shit going meant shit.

Tell me, when the next server gets announced and all the time you spent on Green means nothing, will you think about my cat being in my cheeks and near my testicles?
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Old 08-30-2020, 03:05 AM
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Old 08-30-2020, 03:50 AM
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before I reply, which is the guy that has the real dolls?
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Old 08-30-2020, 05:23 AM
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real dolls
I deleted a long ass post filled with touhou, fate girls, sailor scouts, a chi-chi with kung fu grip and shit but TLDR'ed it. Real Doll is old and busted. random as fuck asian companies making sexdolls is the future. 500-1500usd TPE dolls (now with anime faces) > 9000-15000usd murrican silicone dolls
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Old 08-30-2020, 05:23 AM
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whups.
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Old 08-30-2020, 05:27 AM
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well who am I to judge, I play everquest.
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Old 08-30-2020, 02:31 PM
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Old 08-30-2020, 02:36 PM
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Old 08-30-2020, 02:53 PM
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Curiosity killed the cat
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Old 08-30-2020, 03:25 PM
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Attempt sobriety
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