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Old 12-07-2020, 05:37 PM
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My younger brother was in a surfing accident several years ago when he wiped out really bad, and was under water for nearly 10 minutes and repeatedly stung by jellyfish.

Since then, I've tried to live up to the motto from the greatest film of all time, New Jack City: I AM my brother's keeper.

He is still paralyzed from all the many jellyfish stings he suffered that day, but I take care of him, and I play his favorite game with him, Everquest.

Due to his paralysis, and the fact his hands are still swollen 10x normal size because of the sheer number of jellyfish stings he had suffered (this was a few years ago), he cannot control his character, but he communicates to me by winking the one eye that is not paralyzed -- "C-O-M-P-L-E-T-E _ H-E-A-L _ I-N-C" he'll blink at me in Morse code, and that is how I know I am supposed to have his char cast complete heal on me so I don't die.

After we kill a mob, he blinks Y-A-A-A-A-A-S-S-S at me, and let me tell you, I wouldn't trade that feeling for a million dollars.

So, GM's, this is what you have ruined. My brother woke up and winked at me this morning, "M-A-Y-B-E _ T-H-E-R-E _ I-S _ N-O _ G-O-D."

So, thanks gm's. Thanks.
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Old 12-07-2020, 05:38 PM
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I like this CouchGod guy.
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Old 12-07-2020, 09:03 PM
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The visuals i received from reading couchgods story were emmy worthy. Definitely a top post of the year.
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Old 12-07-2020, 10:19 PM
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I know this thread had a familiar ring to it.

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Old 12-07-2020, 10:47 PM
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Old 12-08-2020, 06:13 AM
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My younger brother was in a surfing accident several years ago when he wiped out really bad, and was under water for nearly 10 minutes and repeatedly stung by jellyfish.

Since then, I've tried to live up to the motto from the greatest film of all time, New Jack City: I AM my brother's keeper.

He is still paralyzed from all the many jellyfish stings he suffered that day, but I take care of him, and I play his favorite game with him, Everquest.

Due to his paralysis, and the fact his hands are still swollen 10x normal size because of the sheer number of jellyfish stings he had suffered (this was a few years ago), he cannot control his character, but he communicates to me by winking the one eye that is not paralyzed -- "C-O-M-P-L-E-T-E _ H-E-A-L _ I-N-C" he'll blink at me in Morse code, and that is how I know I am supposed to have his char cast complete heal on me so I don't die.

After we kill a mob, he blinks Y-A-A-A-A-A-S-S-S at me, and let me tell you, I wouldn't trade that feeling for a million dollars.

So, GM's, this is what you have ruined. My brother woke up and winked at me this morning, "M-A-Y-B-E _ T-H-E-R-E _ I-S _ N-O _ G-O-D."

So, thanks gm's. Thanks.
Really appreciate you sharing friend, I am in a similar situation.

A couple of years ago my wife was strolling through the park when a rabid dog bit off all the fingers on her right hand. When she contracted rabies it caused her brain to swell and she lost most of her vision and now has permanent brain damage. Although the left-hand works, her reading comprehension is at an all-time low. Her only pleasure in life is casting complete heal.

Thanks to my good friend Kief I know that there can be life after love after all
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Old 12-08-2020, 09:46 AM
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Old 12-08-2020, 10:41 AM
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Never got tested before... I guess my wife and I don't look like boxers
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Old 12-08-2020, 10:46 AM
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Except if your name is Furoar, then its ok.
Furoar best boxxer / raid trainer / donater on P99.

A pillar of excellence within the community no doubt.
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Old 12-08-2020, 12:58 PM
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Furoar best boxxer / raid trainer / donater on P99.

A pillar of excellence within the community no doubt.
money really does solve everything
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