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Old 02-09-2016, 04:31 AM
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Lightbulb Prophecy of illumination on Warren G record

ok guys, so i was sippin a little bubbly last night getting a little teared up about Nate and next thing i knew, I found a buried transmission in this Warren G track.

peep this shit guys

Quote:
Originally Posted by Warren G
Mr.President , hey, this is the G Child
Spacekateers, I'm back baby yes I'm back
And Mr. President you're not chillin in the house baby
You're not chillin in the house
Ya know why? huh? huh? Should I tell ya?
You know why? Yeah.. cuz ya ya ya ya chillin in the shack beeyatch!
^wait a minute, a rapper is referencing old school anime? When does this ever happen? It's like whatever consciousness is speaking thru this song really wants to reach people like me specifically..

"Mister President" is chillin in the weed shack? What does that mean? Clinton was in the White House back then, not the shack. Unless...

Quote:

(Chorus) x2
This is the shack, this is how we act
Caps I peel, packs my steel

Its ya muthafuckin third letter of ya alphabet
Put Knight at the end of it
Its a ***** you can't get with
Funky styles, I be showin *****s
I be blowin *****s straight out they socks, because
The Dove Shack is comin more twisted than dredlocks
Now plot on the shack if you wanna
But if you get caught slipping
We will be dippin
Down your block
Just to street sweep your spot, *****
But you can still follow along, grab ahold of my nut sack
Because I've got the doja
Oh I haven't told ya much love to my ***** Warren
He's a G, hook me, now I'm gettin funky
I'm chillin with my feet up on the table in the shack
With my revolver, problem solver
Waitin for a ***** to fuck with this
So I can let his ass know who he is

(Chorus) x2
This is the shack, this is how we act
Caps I peel, packs my steel

2 Scoops-

Its the ***** 2 Scoops, the Long Beach Eastsider
*****s start to duck when I come cuz I'm a ridah
So I suggest you get the 411 on the shack
We peelin caps to the front, then we peel em back
Approachin the wrong way, with no delay I blast your ass
Draw for the gat but the Scoop is much faster
You can't miss me with that, step in my path
I let the AK ripper cut that ass in half
I dwells, I bells, in the LBC
The real menace to society
Packin up alrighty
A flow, but watch the one I used to abuse this track
We in front of that ass and you still can't see the shack
So pack up your gear and run and hide
(and pass the dutchie to the left hand side)
We comin like that, it ain't no love for no rat
I guess thats how we act when we chillin in the shack

(Chorus) x2
This is the shack, this is how we act
Caps I peel, packs my steel

As you enter into the zone called the G Funk (now relax)
Here a lie a war with the west (Dove Shack)
Kicks it is a know em
Rip em will be torn
Dip it as we flip it
Wicked with the Warren G child
See styles, meanwhile freestyles have been rendered
I see the door of your mind, may I enter?
I knock and I promise I won't hurt you
The definition of G Funk is just something to like swerve
To something to smoke herb
To sunk we and we serve
Get with the dope herb

Take a toke kid peep the loccness
Lessons will be taught before lost in the shuffle
Flexin all the muscle, livin large as fuckin rustle
I'm Simmons
, I'm Robin, like givin
I know you love this funky style
Out this world, make your head twirl
Hear the less, now play the squirrel as you earl on the track
Who am I Bo Roc from The Dove Shack
Translation of the bolded/colored parts of this song so far:

Dear anime fan, open your third eye and peep the prophecy I am speaking before you write this off as nothing more than a jam. In pursuit of a war with the West, Barack is living so large that we have decreed he will become "Mr. President" in the intro to this very song. Whitey will be rustled by this fact.

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This is our plan for the 21st century - the century in which all colors will suddenly be inverted. Your head is going to spin. But it's best you relax to this funky sound and feel comfortable with what is coming.


But that's tin foil! How could the hidden hand speak through a middle-to-lesser-known early 90s gfunk artist with no ties to intelligence?

Yeah, I'm sure there is no way Los Angeles gangsters who make their profit peddling CIA-imported contraband would ever leave subliminal messages in "their" media for a cut of the black budget.

Fuck I gotta stop this post here. 2pac was one thing, but Warren G too?

Oh yeah, final note. This very song is the debut song of the Dove Shack and Bo Roc, AKA Barack, aka Mr. President.
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I feel sick, but I'll keep digging and let you know what I turn up.
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Old 02-09-2016, 04:37 AM
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3 way tie with 666 squared. it has never bgeen so clear to me that a satanic power is at work in all matters related to 9/11/2001.
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another cube, of 3s which if doubled would amount to 666, appears in a thread related to the satanic power behind 9/11/2001

this is just getting fucking rediculous
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Old 02-09-2016, 04:38 AM
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thank you for this created content, despite the fact i did not read it i have an appreciation for any forum post that is not a google image link of a 9 year old 4chan meme with bold white text printed over it which has become the standard on discussion boards around the internet
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