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Old 12-04-2019, 04:40 AM
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How many gnomes does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

Two the hard part is getting them inside the light-bulb.
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Old 12-04-2019, 05:10 AM
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Tell me a funny EQ joke and i'll select a winner on Sunday 12/8 at 9pm EST.
best joke I saw this week
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Old 12-04-2019, 06:01 AM
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What are every ranger last words ? "INC"
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Old 12-04-2019, 07:42 AM
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Why is ranger armor green and brown?

Green so they can find their corpse in the dirt and brown so they can find their corpse in the grass.
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Old 12-04-2019, 07:44 AM
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You want a funny joke? How about my mana pool on teal as a shaman in full banded?
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Old 12-04-2019, 08:23 AM
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Have you heard the joke about the broken spear?

I would tell you but there is no point.
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Old 12-04-2019, 10:45 AM
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Why should Paladin's wear chain armor instead of plate armor?

Because it's holey.
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Old 12-04-2019, 01:22 PM
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A monk and a Necro walk into a bard...
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Old 12-04-2019, 01:27 PM
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When does an SHD or NEC sound like a porn star?

When they be tappin’ dat ass!
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Old 12-04-2019, 01:28 PM
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What are every ranger last words ? "INC"
ROFLMAO!!!!
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