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Old 07-07-2022, 12:51 PM
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random mortal athlete yells to the dead crowd,

"i'm the fastest fucking failure that's ever fucking died! eat big macs fuckers!"

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Old 07-07-2022, 01:08 PM
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random mortal pop 'star' says to her broken mirror,

"fuck it, tomorrow i'm gonna go talk about mental fucking health non fucking stop and then i'm gonna tell everybody to vote for a white haired wrinkly senile fucker to be their fucking decision maker in death then i'm gonna go take a large quantity of prescription fucking drugs so i'm not so fucking depressed when i'm fucking dead. i can't fucking wait!! yay mortal fucking me"

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Old 07-07-2022, 01:18 PM
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random political mortal says to his wife,

"fuck it, sweet tits, i'm gonna go try and convince at least 51% of the mortal population to vote for mortal me to protect mortal them from mortal danger! then i'll be in charge when i'm fucking dead! i can't fucking wait to get started!"

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Old 07-07-2022, 01:30 PM
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random mortal goat herder says to his wife,

"babe, tomorrow i'm gonna go learn how to fly a jumbo fucking jet then steal one for myself and fly it into a fucking skyscraper in america. will you take care of the goats for me while i'm away?"

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Old 08-02-2022, 09:10 AM
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When you catch the wrong fish! https://imgur.com/gallery/g5kUraG
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Old 08-02-2022, 09:14 AM
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random mortal pop 'star' says to her broken mirror,

"fuck it, tomorrow i'm gonna go talk about mental fucking health non fucking stop and then i'm gonna tell everybody to vote for a white haired wrinkly senile fucker to be their fucking decision maker in death then i'm gonna go take a large quantity of prescription fucking drugs so i'm not so fucking depressed when i'm fucking dead. i can't fucking wait!! yay mortal fucking me"

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Best one imo
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Old 08-18-2022, 03:35 PM
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Old 08-18-2022, 04:18 PM
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Strong male version...

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