Which Presidential candidate do you hate THE MOST?

[Pokesan]

Originally Posted by Daywolf [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

But he's not winning, which is my point. About tied with TRUMP actually. So no, you're wrong, count the votes, it's not about my opinion.

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[Big_Japan]

actually while we talkin bout tralinas and internet bitches and how much fuckin game I got let me spit a little kiss and tell like a true gentleman. This is a Real Players of P99 True Life Cucking Story. The subject of this story has been gone outta here for a good while (disappeared completely from p99 after the events i am about to recount) so it's not that shitty of me right?

Y'all remember that bitch Lorastine (i think that was her main's name)? Also known as Ayrean?

Well she came to Vegas with some friends and her cousin and met up with that dude Seduce (he played on Red as Dangergirl i think, druid) and Seduce invited me to come hang with them since i was living walking dist from the strip at the time. Seduce is about 45 years old, looks a little like a yeti, lot of hair lot of sweat lot of folds and very tall. This broad was a couple years older than me maybe, but late 20s at the oldest and for sure still prime tittymeat.

Well Seduce obviously was crushin on this girl, and she was kind of cute. Short, chubby but not into obese territory. Definitely at the upper weight limit of what I'm willing to call "attractive", but it was working very much in her favor in the titty region. Well big Deuce wanted a little sugar from this girl and maybe this is weird of me but I thought maybe she should show him a little affection, I mean when I am hanging out with older gay men and they are buying me drinks I show them a little affection give them a little titillation.

When you got youth and looks on your side you can make an old guy's day with almost no effort, if he's good company and you're out carrousing isn't it just polite? It ain't no thing if the old guy in question is trustworthy, and Big Deuce is eminently trustworthy/gentlemanly for an old pervert. Just give him a fuckin wink and maybe hold his arm while you're walking alongside him. Touch his hand when he brings you a drink he just paid for. At the very least try and look him in the eye and converse with him instead of ignoring him.

But no. This fucking bitch got shitfaced on drinks Seduce purchased, and started climbing all over me right in front of him. Just the 3 of us hanging out and this whore is literally fucking dragging me to the floor groping and manhandling me asking me to help her walk and exaggerating her condition like she thinks I find it cute or some shit while I am getting straight up heated telling her to pull her shit together.

Well that night ended with me extricating myself cleanly. I wanted to fuck this bitch and vowed to return again the next night on that mission and give Seduce good company so he wouldnt be stuck alone among this whore's friends the next night.

Long story short, next night Ayrean asks me to drive her somewhere when we are relocating the party's multiple vehicles to a new venue. We park in the garage & I'm making out with her and grabbin on those tittays. Every detail of the situation 100% initiated by her. I'm about ready to fuck. Clothes start gettin stretched. Then bam, Ayrean's cell phone rings and suddenly she has to go because her idiot douchebag friend whose nose I had already almost broken (a story in itself) is coming to pick her up and take her to her hotel - I think she was "playing hard to get" or some other retarded hetero faggot mating ritual and planned to give it up the next night. Little does this little strumpet know I'm not some thirsty "heterosexual" dumbass who has to play games to get laid. Between this and disrespecting Big Deuce and the fact that none of these people are real-life people I have to see again I am now ready to unleash a little sadism.

The next night: Ayrean's actual birthday. She has a special sexy dress she is going to wear on her special night. What a cinderella moment. Did she plan to take it off for me? I cannot confirm this 100% but it seems pretty fucking likely. But rather than put up with this hooker's shit another night I brought this reaaaal cute boy i had met recently to the meet. We all got shitfaced, I can't keep my hands off him but hey now at least Seduce and Ayrean finally get some quality time no?

I'm running out of steam here but let it suffice to say her cousin/friends were complete pricks that same night and we wound up split up, birthday girl in her birthday dress with her internet acquaintances while her real people left on their own adventure. Now this poor girl is sitting here with a 50 year old yeti and some internet jerk who deliberately cucked her on her birthday night, sobbing into her hands in an empty corner of a downtown casino. Man now that I am getting to this part of the story I am starting to feel a little regret. But seriously, fuck that bitch.

Anyway, this girl completely vanished from p99 from that night forward. All her friends from here commented on her disappearance. It would seem she indeed felt cucked and embarrassed.

fin

epilogue: still married to that gorgeous little thang, brb going to go ruffle his hair :3

[maerilith]

Not sure if I can keep on living now.... bigj luuuurv u.... hope I find someone as good as u one day

also I'm not a strumpet or a whore [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Big_Japan]

of course ur not a strumpet bbgirl. not until u disrespect the homie.

[Lune]

Big J writing the great literature of our time

[Daywolf]

Originally Posted by Pokesan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

incoherent post, get in the box

Ah, well that is your own misfortune, as a dwarf alone on the ground doesn't see very far.

[KagatobLuvsAnimu]

Seduce plays on TAKP now if you were wondering. He's still a lying campstealing douchebag.

[Big_Japan]

Originally Posted by Lune [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Big J writing the great literature of our time

working on my gonzo stream of consciousness.

Originally Posted by KagatobLuvsAnimu [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Seduce plays on TAKP now if you were wondering. He's still a lying campstealing douchebag.

I can fully understand shitting on Il Duce on the one hand ("believe me, there's a lot of material there"), but on the other I'm just not capable of doing it myself. dude has charm I can only dream of. Plus it seems like he's rustled you pretty good.

Whats yo name on takp? How much money/gear will you give me?

[KagatobLuvsAnimu]

Originally Posted by Big_Japan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I can fully understand shitting on Il Duce on the one hand ("believe me, there's a lot of material there"), but on the other I'm just not capable of doing it myself. dude has charm I can only dream of. Plus it seems like he's rustled you pretty good.

Nah, just other people complaining about 'em.

Originally Posted by Big_Japan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Whats yo name on takp?

It should be pretty obvious who my characters are in TAKP [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
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