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i can't wrap my head around ppls fascination with 5 guys.
around where i live, we have almost every major restaurant chain you could ask for, from food trucks to fine dining. but these people around me flock to the 5 guys, and insist i must accompany them. then i receive my order of a burger that has soaked thru both buns, wilted the lettuce and has more cheese on the side of it than between the patties. Mcdonald's has better presentation. Mcdonalds. i watch these mongrels scarf down their peasant garbage, chomping on peanuts in between handfuls of soggy half-cooked fries. then i think to myself: these people believe that they are civilized, advanced, or somehow superior to a raccoon. i eat half the burger, choke down a few fries, then on the way home i grab shrimp portofino from macaroni grill any food is fast food, if you order it in advance. | ||
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When my Japanese sister in law first got to America, it was the first restaurant she said she wanted to try. A burger from Five Guys.
She thought it was good, but then we took her to Waffle House so she could see REAL AMERICA | ||
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