Ever feel like you had the flu?

[chantycharm]

i grew up super christian but i fucking hate stupid people. once i tripped a kid when i was 5 and he face planted and got blood all over his face and shirt. i was so excited. i think that was the first time i realized i like to hurt people. my current diversion is a guy who years ago thought pointing a gun at me would be a fun joke. you see i dont like guns, nor do i like racism, and he is super into both. i'm not political - i do fucking hate trump and all his ilk, though, because his game is so obvious and people are so stupid for falling for it. Speaking of people falling for it, if you're super nice and "sincere and genuine" and show vulnerability at the right moments, people always believe you. anyway me n my friend are best buds now. he lives at my house and drinks my coffee and eats my food. and apparently pesticides taste good but make you feel like you have the flu. and you know, the best thing about one day developing cancer is we don't know enough about it to know how for sure someone got it, so when someone *does* finally get stage 3 non-Hodgkin's lymphoma, it's almost certain that no one gave it to them.