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Old 06-25-2022, 11:33 PM
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The constitution protects my body from the government, and fuck anyone (including six supreme court justices) who say otherwise.
What if there's a baby American body inside u? 🙏
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Old 06-25-2022, 11:41 PM
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What if there's a baby American body inside u? ��
That sounds painful for both me and the baby! But if I somehow had a living baby implanted inside me and dependent on me for life, then yeah the government might have a say, since it has rights too.

But if I had a tiny cluster of cells that could one day become a baby ... but at the moment a gnat is closer to a baby than it? Hell no, because as the only human, I'm the only one with rights in the equation.
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Old 06-25-2022, 11:44 PM
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What if the baby has no face. Its just smooth skin and it also had no genitalia, but otherwise was normal.
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Old 06-25-2022, 11:45 PM
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Wait no this one is better.

What if the baby was totally normal... but you knew it was hilter.
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Wait no this one is better.

What if the baby was totally normal... but you knew it was hilter.
That ones Ez. Kid spends it's life in solitary confinement. Or a monastery. Give him an acre. Or two and don't let him off. Also. Everyone knows Goebels or whoever was the real power. Just about anyone could have been Hitler. He had a lot of help.

I bet if Hitler was addicted to everquest history woulda played out differently too.
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Old 06-26-2022, 12:01 AM
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That sounds painful for both me and the baby! But if I somehow had a living baby implanted inside me and dependent on me for life, then yeah the government might have a say, since it has rights too.

But if I had a tiny cluster of cells that could one day become a baby ... but at the moment a gnat is closer to a baby than it? Hell no, because as the only human, I'm the only one with rights in the equation.
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Old 06-26-2022, 01:18 AM
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So does joe!

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Cluster of cells argument from Lora. He thinks he’s so smart.
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Old 06-26-2022, 11:26 AM
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*Go to the doctor.

So what is it doc?

A cluster of cells.

WILL IT TURN INTO AN ALIGATOR???

No, that cluster of cells is a unique genetic code that gets created at fertilization, and it stays the same, until the body of your child dies.

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Old 06-26-2022, 11:32 AM
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Cluster of cells argument from Lora. He thinks he’s so smart.
I like to live in reality when not playing EQ: I highly recommend it!
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