Would u rather retire in Freeport or Qeynos?

[Encroaching Death]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You can tell because that piece of poop has been in the middle of the road for 20 years.

I forgot about that thing!

It's official: Freeport is San Francisco

[Jibartik]

Originally Posted by magnetaress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

https://youtu.be/A8CSeHwa8I8
vs mass shootings lel

*invests 40 billion in another country

[Jibartik]

(i mean in faydwer outposts)

[magnetaress]

Notice both dark and light elven cities are spotless and impeccable

wood elfs tho...

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Originally Posted by magnetaress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Notice both dark and light elven cities are spotless and impeccable

wood elfs tho...

I always equate High Elves to the Japanese.

I know it's racist, but it's accurate.

[Jibartik]

Meanwhile in rivervale

[Arakash]

Originally Posted by Encroaching Death [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Qeynos.

interesting seedy underground scene where you can cheat on your wife and partake in kinky gay orgies.

I've always sort of gotten this vibe from the bloodsaber/unseen hands lair. I've just never heard it worded so eloquently.

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Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Meanwhile in rivervale

They never mention the Brownies that steal your JumJum Stalks

[unsunghero]

Neriak all the way. As a Forgotten Realms fan I get Menzoberranzan vibes from there. And you know their parties would be off the chain. If they’re anything like Menzoberranzan their parties would involve summoning demons, sacrificing some people, and everyone banging each other. I guess similar to Hollywood as well

What’s that one in the trees, Felwithe? Yeah F that. Tree forts are fun and all, but I’d be just as splat as my char has on multiple occasions. They should have a skull and crossbones notches on their buildings for all the falling deaths, it’s gotta be in the hundreds

I get equally lost in FP and queynos, so they both are meh. I think FP is a shithole but it’s prime real estate next to that EC tunnel. What is queynos near? Jack shit. The housing market is all about location these days