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Old 07-06-2022, 03:07 PM
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random ancient mortal egyptian says to his wife,

"tomorrow, boo, i'm gonna get up and build me a huge fucking pyramid to live in when i'm dead. i can't fucking wait to get started!"

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Old 07-06-2022, 03:14 PM
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better than having your heart fed to a crocodile, imo
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Old 07-06-2022, 03:23 PM
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random ancient mortal greek says to his wife,

"tomorrow, boo, i'm gonna get up and build me some fucking statues to look at when i'm dead. i can't fucking wait to get started!"

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Old 07-06-2022, 06:20 PM
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Yes, yes they are (take a peek jibbyboi!)
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Old 07-06-2022, 06:25 PM
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imagine you do DMT and its 6 thousand years ago and you're king.

Then you give everyone DMT and you all do it together.

and then everyone works together to build pyramids that we still dont kno whow they built them 6 thousand years later because we cant remember how without all our lucifarian technology.

thats what I think
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Old 07-06-2022, 06:28 PM
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random stone age mortal says to his wife,

"tomorrow i'm gonna get up and build me a huge fucking stone circle so i know when the longest day is when i'm dead. i can't fucking wait to get started!"

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Old 07-06-2022, 06:35 PM
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The more we gaze into the abyss (east commonlands) the more our soul becomes consumed by the machine.

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random renaissance mortal says to his wife,

"tomorrow i'm gonna get up and build me a huge fucking cathedral so i can worship god when i'm dead. i can't fucking wait to get started!"

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Old 07-06-2022, 06:46 PM
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random ancient mortal roman says to his wife,

"tomorrow i'm gonna get up and build me some fucking roads fucking everywhere to drive down when i'm fucking dead. i can't fucking wait to get fucking started!"

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Old 07-06-2022, 06:59 PM
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satan

"tonight I'm going to whisper in a mans dreams to build my dystopia"

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