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Old 07-24-2014, 11:50 AM
Kekephee Kekephee is offline
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The sight that greeted me as I approached the West Commons wizard spire was a grisly one. The corpse of a barbarian male, splayed out for all to see across the busiest wizard spire in Norrath. It was clear there was a message being sent. Somebody wanted this corpse to be viewed by all.


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This man dared to infringe upon the trademarked and hallowed name of Dial A Port, and his reward was a ghastly and untimely death, his body violated and debased for no reason but to send a message. Dial A Port has murdered a man and left his body to rot so that all who see it will know, nobody makes use of the Dial A Port name without their consent.


I can only assume I will be next, but someone has to speak out. Dial A Port has become a pack of brazen, lawless murderers, and someone must stand up to them. When I am splayed out over the West Commons spires, I hope someone will do the same for me.
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Old 07-24-2014, 11:55 AM
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lol, nice. Kind of reminds of a chuckle I had with someone dieing over and over in the Qeynos cleric pond named, diefishdie.
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Old 07-24-2014, 11:55 AM
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I would say run and hide but those bastages can port around everywhere and find you.
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Old 07-24-2014, 11:58 AM
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I found a bunch of un-guilded druid corpses at the bottom of OoT the other day. Sleeping with the fishes.
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Old 07-24-2014, 12:03 PM
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the only way this thread can get better is with an actual keke corpse at the same spire.
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Old 07-24-2014, 12:05 PM
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Old 07-24-2014, 12:07 PM
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say keke can I port you somewhere quiet?
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Old 07-24-2014, 12:10 PM
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*screams like a woman*
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Old 07-24-2014, 12:15 PM
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Threats against my life have already begun. The wrath of Dial A Port is swift and merciless. I fear I have very little time left. Tell my family I love them.


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Old 07-24-2014, 12:18 PM
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The sight that greeted me as I approached the West Commons wizard spire was a grisly one. The corpse of a barbarian male, splayed out for all to see across the busiest wizard spire in Norrath. It was clear there was a message being sent. Somebody wanted this corpse to be viewed by all.


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This man dared to infringe upon the trademarked and hallowed name of Dial A Port, and his reward was a ghastly and untimely death, his body violated and debased for no reason but to send a message. Dial A Port has murdered a man and left his body to rot so that all who see it will know, nobody makes use of the Dial A Port name without their consent.


I can only assume I will be next, but someone has to speak out. Dial A Port has become a pack of brazen, lawless murderers, and someone must stand up to them. When I am splayed out over the West Commons spires, I hope someone will do the same for me.
lol actually this is our Guild bank that got jumped by a skellie yest as we ported in...when we came back we just left it for the time being...too funny though [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
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