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Old 03-12-2011, 12:53 AM
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Another night as a soloing warrior, with an Executioners Axe
I'm doing way more damage than i do with 2 fucking Yaks
But im in West Karana, so i can wield whatever i wanna
but thats as obvious as someone from Peace Pipe who smokes Marijuana
But if you wanna start a fight, go ahead, because im rocking full Indicolite
I'll root you with a treant staff and pelt you with arrows at a distance, thats right

To Rogean and Nilbog im just another player
but to my imaginary girlfriend, i kick more ass than John Mayer
I think im going to switch to Axe of the Slayers
Because Fourthmeal eats too many beefy 5-layers

I have as much wisdom to offer as a shaman in full totemic
just spent my last 5k on a Pegasus feather cloak, Thanks Mitic!
atleast it was cheaper than a fucking Flowing black silk sash
time to go... its another marathon of my favorite show, Mash.
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Old 03-12-2011, 01:01 AM
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This is crap!
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Old 03-12-2011, 01:05 AM
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This is crap!
You should post a better poem
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Old 03-12-2011, 01:09 AM
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That poem was the worst
I did not really like it
Leaves, blowing in wind
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Old 03-12-2011, 01:11 AM
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Why thank you, i expect nothing but compliments in this particular section of the forums
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Old 03-12-2011, 02:42 AM
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a hundred accounts, a hundred bannings
a hundred frowning commonland corpses
a hundred petitions, a hundred warnings
a hundred times, I am trolling

a hundred times
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Old 03-12-2011, 05:06 AM
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He's a poet, and it never occurred to him.
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Old 03-12-2011, 01:55 PM
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I enjoyed it lol
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Old 03-12-2011, 02:23 PM
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You should post a better poem

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue.
Some poems Rhyme,
This one don't.



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