the i dont care about politics anymore thread

[unsunghero]

Originally Posted by Basanos [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

That sensation you have about Dinesh "Felony" D'Souza is how everyone who has sense feels about all of the conservative media bullshitters, one hundred percent of the time

Except it's almost never better

“Hi Eros Erotica? Yes I’d like to hire a male escort please. Yes for now, Nancy is not at home

But can I get the Dinesh special? This being your absolutely craziest and most lightspeed ugly male there? Please I can’t emphasize batshit crazy and ugly enough. That’s what really turns my crank”

[Basanos]

True or untrue, it's irrelevant

[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by unsunghero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

“Hi Eros Erotica? Yes I’d like to hire a male escort please. Yes for now, Nancy is not at home

But can I get the Dinesh special? This being your absolutely craziest and most lightspeed ugly male there? Please I can’t emphasize batshit crazy and ugly enough. That’s what really turns my crank”

U a monger bro?

[Trexller]

Originally Posted by unsunghero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

“Hi Eros Erotica? Yes I’d like to hire a male escort please. Yes for now, Nancy is not at home

But can I get the Dinesh special? This being your absolutely craziest and most lightspeed ugly male there? Please I can’t emphasize batshit crazy and ugly enough. That’s what really turns my crank”

if it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is not a giraffe.

[unsunghero]

Originally Posted by Basanos [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

True or untrue, it's irrelevant

It’s obviously completely untrue that this was some sort of male Hooker

But since I like going through these scenarios in Dinesh’s brain explaining what happened, I’ll do another:

“Hello, Eros Erotica, I’d like to hire a male prostitute please…

…A little Asian twink boy? No thank you for your offer. Do you happen to have a 40 year old man who is balding but still wears long hair? How about with a face that looks like it’s been hit with a snow shovel?

Also, if you could….I would like to constantly wonder what amount is higher, the ugliness or the craziness of this hooker. I mean crazy to the point where he bashes my head in with a hammer afterwards

That’s the ideal prostitute for me. Please send one over, thank you, this is Paul Pelosi”

[Basanos]

Well, I guess it checks out, we are all here due to a roleplaying game

I've never roleplayed calling a gay escort service, but diffrnt strokes mmhmm

[unsunghero]

Originally Posted by Basanos [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Well, I guess it checks out, we are all here due to a roleplaying game

I've never roleplayed calling a gay escort service, but diffrnt strokes mmhmm

They don't like me doing roleplay trainings in my work because I make jokes out of all of them [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Like for example when we had to roleplay interactions between case managers, clients and police, and they made the mistake of making me the police officer, I just shot everyone on scene including the case manager upon arrival

[Chortles Snortles]

fbi tip submitted

[Basanos]

Originally Posted by unsunghero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

They don't like me doing roleplay trainings in my work because I make jokes out of all of them [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Like for example when we had to roleplay interactions between case managers, clients and police, and they made the mistake of making me the police officer, I just shot everyone on scene including the case manager upon arrival

As long as you also shoot the emotional support pomeranian that was making you feel endangered, officer

[Jibartik]

I don’t know millionaire with no morals that lives in San Francisco and has Diane Feinstein for a wife I believe goes on grinder.

That’s more believable than somebody being like I’m going to tell the police that this is my friend so that the guy doesn’t get upset at me.

Its also worth noting that the police in SF are not "minuets awawy" from you, it's not the friggen country, you dont need an AR to protect yourself.