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Old 08-18-2011, 12:06 PM
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Red face For the nerds that hope to someday bed a lady

http://www.time.com/time/video/playe...087707,00.html

I don't care for yoga or meditation, but the reason this works is because a woman's amygdala has to be deactivated before she can feel sexual pleasure. The amygdala is the stress/fear center of the brain (fake raep doesn't count). This evolved because primitive man wasn't as empathetic toward a woman's refusal before law existed.

Scientists also just recently bothered to do more than guess at female stimulation.
http://www.newscientist.com/article/...apped-out.html
Now that science has proved it, women must be telling the truth about themselves! The clitoris stimulates a completely different and much larger section of the brain than the vagine+cervix.

So! To unfailingly commence an unforgettable sexual experience, combine these two facts you just learned by laying your conquest down, making absolutely sure she's completely at ease, and stroking her ladyboner for her, just as you'd expect of her. no homo.

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

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Old 08-18-2011, 12:09 PM
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making absolutely sure she's completely at ease, and stroking her ladyboner for her, just as you'd expect of her. no homo.
lolololol
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Old 08-18-2011, 12:09 PM
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Somebody needs to prod Feachie in the amygdala

with a sharp object
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Old 08-18-2011, 12:10 PM
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http://www.time.com/time/video/playe...087707,00.html

I don't care for yoga or meditation, but the reason this works is because a woman's amygdala has to be deactivated before she can feel sexual pleasure. The amygdala is the stress/fear center of the brain (fake raep doesn't count). This evolved because primitive man wasn't as empathetic toward a woman's refusal before law existed.

Scientists also just recently bothered to do more than guess at female stimulation.
http://www.newscientist.com/article/...apped-out.html
Now that science has proved it, women must be telling the truth about themselves! The clitoris stimulates a completely different and much larger section of the brain than the vagine+cervix.

So! To unfailingly commence an unforgettable sexual experience, combine these two facts you just learned by laying your conquest down, making absolutely sure she's completely at ease, and stroking her ladyboner for her, just as you'd expect of her. no homo.

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

glhf

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^^^^ Summary so you don't have to read. " Hi , my name is deathgirl I have a penis". end.
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Old 08-18-2011, 12:10 PM
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somebody needs to get me off this nerd's mind. read the thread and go find a slut, fuckin lame :\
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Old 08-18-2011, 12:11 PM
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^^^^ Summary so you don't have to read. " Hi , my name is deathgirl I have a penis". end.
she may as well throw up a pic of her in a bra to prove it too

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Old 08-18-2011, 12:11 PM
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...you are one mentally disturbed woman
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Old 08-18-2011, 12:12 PM
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to tell yourself you or anyone else isn't mentally disturbed would be a lie.

also cake.
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Old 08-18-2011, 12:13 PM
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I suppose I should have known that right away though with a name like Deathgirl
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Old 08-18-2011, 12:13 PM
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she may as well throw up a pic of her in a bra to prove it too

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good1 lol! i can't believe you smoke. gtfo
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