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Old 08-06-2014, 07:40 AM
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Your dog will never scream that he hates you, borrow money, wreck your car or lie to you. Your kid will tell you that you ruined her life because you won't let her hang out with a 23 year old stoner with 2 kids, sue for emancipation and then support as well as therapy for ruining said life. You can cut your dog's balls off and 2 days later he'll be so glad to see you that he'll wet himself.

So yeah, he put the dogs before the kids.
Probably could have been avoided if they would have got more attention but daddy was having 12 hour elf expeditions.
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Old 08-06-2014, 04:39 PM
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Taking life advice from someone on a 12 year old elf sim message board who's only close encounter with a pussy is banging his fleshlight in the seafood section of his local Wal Mart.

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Old 08-06-2014, 05:34 PM
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Taking life advice from someone on a 12 year old elf sim message board who's only close encounter with a pussy is banging his fleshlight in the seafood section of his local Wal Mart.

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Old 08-06-2014, 05:37 PM
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Taking life advice from someone on a 12 year old elf sim message board who's only close encounter with a pussy is banging his fleshlight in the seafood section of his local Wal Mart.

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12 year old elf sim board? Your jimmies rustled a little there buddy?
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