Open question: How do YOU sock 2+ day spawns when you're not home?

[jackd104]

Consider unemployment.

[branamil]

Ask yourself if in 5 years you'll be glad you lost a weekend to get a mystical artifact in Elf Jail #6621767

[derpcake2]

Roll an alt and twink it.

Even if you get your epic on what is now your main, you'll just start desiring the next big upgrade, and given from your description it doesn't seem like you lack irl what it takes to be one of the people in BiS gear.