Eating One Thing at a Time

[America]

things never got "violent" but i was really really good at using a violin bow as a whipping instrument targeting exposed fingers. extremely painful. i know this because i had to let the "muscle" of my crew, the trailer park boy with the abusive father, do whipping sneak-attack combat with me to hone our skills. i was the "administrator". we two were the backbone. others were pretty much various funny-boys whom i would arbitrarily exile to solitude & recall on whim.

yeah come to think of it we were a couple little f@gg1ts whipping each other in public more than we were whipping our bull-ees. i even made friends with the flaming queer kid this way; he was super effete but he was an able opponent (I think he was better at it than me) and he didn't get mad, so we turned into bros.

[Patriam1066]

Originally Posted by DinoTriz2 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Your generation also can't figure out how to send a text message.

I SHOWED YOU THREE TIMES, MOM!!

Fair enough. I have never figured out to post a picture to these forums so your criticism is legitimate

[Wonkie]

found your perfect food OP

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[America]

is that sourdough? looks delicious.

i thought wonderbread on first look. i just want to note here that wonderbread is a travesty which should be illegal. that "loaded with vitamins" angle caused harm to children via intellectually neglectful parents. pure libertarianism is trashola.

[maskedmelon]

Originally Posted by Wonkie [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

found your perfect food OP

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i liek the pattern. it looks liek corduroy.

[Wonkie]

Originally Posted by maskedmelon [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i liek the pattern. it looks liek corduroy.

do you like the shape of the slices? [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Irulan]

Originally Posted by Wonkie [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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They are imperfect.

[Zeush]

Originally Posted by maskedmelon [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

So, i recently noticed that I've started eating parts of my meals one at a time. normally I'd liek to mix everything all up in my mouth with little bites of lots of things on my plate, but find myself attacking the food items in my meal one at a time more often then not. it's not wiiggn, me out of nothing, just thought I'd share this curiosity with my pals and see how everyone else feels about the mixing of foodstuffs in their mouths. does this recent adaptation belie some sorta mental collapse or a budding aversion to change, novelty or fun?

Your mashed potato and corn will have separation anxiety at the plate level.....