Some things I've been up to since Forsaken/Aftermath stole my DKP

[Bruno]

My top 5 favorite so far:

Started making a cartoon.

Dug a well.

Found some wild raspberries and transplanted them in the garden.

Made friends with a guy who does stunt plane flying and got to go on a wild ride.

Sold pond liner business.

[t3kn34k]

Can you imagine if he did an honest one of these?
How sad would that be? Enjoy.

Havent showered in two and a half weeks

Playing some other old games I used to be good at

Masturbating to old Hanna Montanna reruns.

Running out of cheetos.

I think a rat may have died in the wall.

Watching some random stuff on netflix.

Mom's still on vacation but I dont want to do my own laundry.

Pizza crust on the floor starting to get moldy.

[nectarprime]

outside is gross

[Ella`Ella]

Sounds like after you were removed from Aftermath, you were reduced to a life of manual labor.

[azxten]

Originally Posted by Ella`Ella [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Sounds like after you were removed from Aftermath, you were reduced to a life of manual labor.

I had a health issue from sitting in a chair too much. Work in a chair, play in a chair, etc. No, it wasn't butt cancer.

I consider it being promoted to a life of manual labor. I'm so much happier now. Still work most of the time in a chair though but thats how I can afford to dig ditches all day, my true passion.

[Rararboker]

Not going to lie. This reeks of desperation. I feel bad for you man. Get help.

[captain]

Man you've done a lot more then since quitting then me. I've just been going out getting wasted and banging chicks that look good when I'm drunk, not so much the next morning. But I'm glad to have found another soul that has found the light at the end of the tunnel amd quit this nerd dumpster, but enjoys coming back to see the pitiful existance of those left behind. Like a recovered junky that goes back to narcotics meetings to keep reminding themselves that they are now better off, but are a quick slip away from reverting back.

#hatersgonnahatebutI'mjustgonnashakeshakeshakeitof f

[azxten]

Originally Posted by Rararboker [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Not going to lie. This reeks of desperation. I feel bad for you man. Get help.

I'm okay, don't worry. Thanks for your concern though.

[Champion_Standing]

As soon as I stopped playing P99 I became an Instagram model. Works miracles kids.

[TheSurgeon]

Originally Posted by azxten [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Still running.

Building a custom house by myself.

Started contributing to major open source projects.

Mastered static code analysis.

Sold pond liner business.

Shutting down Hillary campaign.

Hunting Elk.

Kayak rapids.

Scuba diving.

Sky diving.

Wife pregnant.

Things are going well, thanks Forsaken/Aftermath.

Between this and the other list I feel like I'm reading a year in the life of Kvothe. Did you also do a dos equis commercial?