the GAINS thread

[Cecily]

Little Caesar's deep!deep! dish pepperoni because I'm classy like that. I think they're dead to me as my go to depression food though, because they raised their price on everything by a dollar or so. Came to like $9.53 or something like that. Think I'm made of money Caesar? I'll get my pizza, pizza elsewhere from now on.

[Wonkie]

attention pizza hipsters i will beat you up so dont even start

[Cecily]

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[Cecily]

2770 calories, so thats far less than a pound, but the 5g of salt probably has a little more to do with it. Also, I read that for every 1g of carbs you store as fat, you keep 3g of water. So ~300g carbs = 900g H20 = +2 lbs on top of the extra H20 retention from a multiday dose of NaCl. I drank like 40oz of water when I woke up that morning. +Weight of an entire pizza moving through GI tract probably accounts for all 6 lbs.


~1 lb from calories
~2 lbs from carbs
~1.5 lbs weight of food (estimated)
~1.5 lbs water retention from hypertension diet (estimated)


Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go purchase some Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia. Should I go for the lactose free one, for reasons, or just do the regular milk?

[Cecily]

alright so non-dairy frozen dessert product is absolutely not ice cream, it was ok but I feel cheated and paid extra for the privilege.

[America]

Originally Posted by Cecily [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

2770 calories, so thats far less than a pound, but the 5g of salt probably has a little more to do with it. Also, I read that for every 1g of carbs you store as fat, you keep 3g of water. So ~300g carbs = 900g H20 = +2 lbs on top of the extra H20 retention from a multiday dose of NaCl. I drank like 40oz of water when I woke up that morning. +Weight of an entire pizza moving through GI tract probably accounts for all 6 lbs.


~1 lb from calories
~2 lbs from carbs
~1.5 lbs weight of food (estimated)
~1.5 lbs water retention from hypertension diet (estimated)


Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go purchase some Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia. Should I go for the lactose free one, for reasons, or just do the regular milk?

Originally Posted by Cecily [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

alright so non-dairy frozen dessert product is absolutely not ice cream, it was ok but I feel cheated and paid extra for the privilege.

stopit you psycho

[America]

pizza in the oven JD throwing only minimal shade

he eats really good, its hot. but I need more calories. get doxed

[Cecily]

Pouring melted ice cream over everything was one of Chris Pratt’s tips on how to get really fat. Don’t worry, I’m going back to unhealthy eating habits tomorrow.

[DinoTriz2]

Originally Posted by Wonkie [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

attention pizza hipsters i will beat you up so dont even start

Little CEASERSDDASS#SSSSSS?!?!

[Vheran]

i ate wings from my hilton double tree lounge saturday night and i lost a couple pounds in body water as a result.