<Dial a Deezy>

[deezy]

Have you ever been in the mood for a thicc Deezy? Maybe you're into watching your wife ride a Deezy. Just <Dial a Deezy>. It's 2020, we don't shame.

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* negligent to buy several spells cuz i was powerleveled and/or the drugs.

[Irisana]

can confirm, Dial a Deezy is awsome!

[deezy]

In an effort to keep our brand hip with the youth of today, our board of directors has voted to changed our name to <Dial a Dxxzy>. Our marketing research tells us that kids today love to substitute Xs with vowels. I think this name change will usher in a wave of possitivity, but also give us a cool and fresh name.

Buy our products.

[Allishia]

Rofl you are such a goof [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[deezy]

Originally Posted by Allishia [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Rofl you are such a goof [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

:P

[matticas]

must've put a lot of thought into that name, huh? :P

lol, and I can't help but love it.

[deezy]

millions of dollars in R&D came up with this name.

[Ripqozko]

Sometimes you just need to break off some dxxzy.

[deezy]

i'm inundated with tells from people all around the globe that just wanna ride this dxxzy.

[deezy]

Changing the name back to Dial a Deezy because it has become apparent nobody wants vowels substituted with Xs. We have fired the entire marketing dept for their failure and plan to embarrass them in public over it. The CEO is still getting a raise though.

Buy our products.

* not a porting guild