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Old 03-20-2022, 02:06 PM
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lol dude

fake Impeachments, jan6! committee and Mueller probe all hoaxes to smear politically

dumb libs like Botten and Horza are so predictable. You can tell when they triggered when they try to claim orange super prez doin what pathetic puppet biden doin (rapin kids, wearin diapers, ect.) WON'T WORK DUDE SORRY

Biden wreckin the country on purpose right now. Everybody knows it.
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Old 03-20-2022, 02:17 PM
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Old 03-20-2022, 02:37 PM
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Vulcans:

Unsuccessful gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams became president of Earth, after eating everyone on Earth

Galaxy class starships have had to increase impulse output by a factor of .25 in order to achieve escape velocity from President Abrams.

It is feared that should Abrams consume much more mass, her gravitational field would collapse in upon itself becoming a black hole, destroying the Sol system and threatening many others within the galaxy.

In efforts to avoid exacerbating the situation, the Romulans have refused to bring any craft with a singularity drive within 50 light years of President Abrams.

While Starfleet engineers have been working diligently 26 hours a day in order to complete a structure to dampen the gravitational anomaly created by Abrams, they thus far have been unable to adequately reduce its effect such that would allow cruisers to safely approach the system.

In an unprecedented event of communication, the Borg issued a statement saying that, "Resistance is no longer futile, as assimilation of earth would now require more resources than contained within the entire delta quadrant"

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Old 03-20-2022, 05:24 PM
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Vulcans:

Unsuccessful gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams became president of Earth, after eating everyone on Earth

Galaxy class starships have had to increase impulse output by a factor of .25 in order to achieve escape velocity from President Abrams.

It is feared that should Abrams consume much more mass, her gravitational field would collapse in upon itself becoming a black hole, destroying the Sol system and threatening many others within the galaxy.

In efforts to avoid exacerbating the situation, the Romulans have refused to bring any craft with a singularity drive within 50 light years of President Abrams.

While Starfleet engineers have been working diligently 26 hours a day in order to complete a structure to dampen the gravitational anomaly created by Abrams, they thus far have been unable to adequately reduce its effect such that would allow cruisers to safely approach the system.

In an unprecedented event of communication, the Borg issued a statement saying that, "Resistance is no longer futile, as assimilation of earth would now require more resources than contained within the entire delta quadrant"

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Pretty good writing. I enjoyed it!
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Old 03-20-2022, 07:20 PM
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when you can only think in two "sides"

you might be a moron
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Old 03-20-2022, 08:36 PM
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when you can only think in two "sides"

you might be a moron
bro you're not some kind of above the fray independent

just stop it
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Old 03-20-2022, 08:39 PM
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Ya you can't think in 5D if you only see binary options.
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Old 03-20-2022, 10:22 PM
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Ya you can't think in 5D if you only see binary options.
but binary options make it so easy to figure out which bathroom you belong in!
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Old 03-20-2022, 10:36 PM
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How do you get fat in startrek?
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Old 03-20-2022, 11:17 PM
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