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Unsuccessful gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams became president of Earth, after eating everyone on Earth Galaxy class starships have had to increase impulse output by a factor of .25 in order to achieve escape velocity from President Abrams. It is feared that should Abrams consume much more mass, her gravitational field would collapse in upon itself becoming a black hole, destroying the Sol system and threatening many others within the galaxy. In efforts to avoid exacerbating the situation, the Romulans have refused to bring any craft with a singularity drive within 50 light years of President Abrams. While Starfleet engineers have been working diligently 26 hours a day in order to complete a structure to dampen the gravitational anomaly created by Abrams, they thus far have been unable to adequately reduce its effect such that would allow cruisers to safely approach the system. In an unprecedented event of communication, the Borg issued a statement saying that, "Resistance is no longer futile, as assimilation of earth would now require more resources than contained within the entire delta quadrant" silver linings | |||
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