Target <TMO> Mystically Cheap, Mystically Stupid, or Mystically Acquired?

[quido]

We in TMO are saddened and outraged to hear of this. It's not fair that the hard-working porters of Norrath are suffering due to lousy tips from the mighty and affluent TMO.

TMO is hereby instituting a policy of 100-plat minimum port donation across all TMO-tagged characters effective immediately. If any TMO member tips you less than 100pp without the promise of more plat later, please contact Unbrella with evidence (prove it) for a reimbursement of the difference; we shall be docking the player's DKP to cover the plat.

Thank you, and again we are so sorry for your troubles. May God be with you.

[Lazie]

Offering 5pp for a port to DL and evac to EJ from Toxx....Target over paid driving the prices up.

[Cecily]

I'm willing to bet Heallun actually doesn't know where Sebilis is. He's too busy running his multi-million plat chardok AE business to explore the rest of Kunark. I'm sure you coulda been well compensated for your trouble, had you handled this differently. I just know who I'm getting free ports from on my alts now.

[Daldolma]

donations upfront, tox if displeased

duh

[Glitterati]

I charge Barbarian Shaped Cookies for ports. Gonna take them Keebler bitches down...

[|3igHurb]

goog threag

[mishurza]

Originally Posted by Daldolma [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

donations upfront, tox if displeased

duh

that right there is why I never give pp before I arrive at the destination I requested.

[quido]

why don't ya morans just say what you're offering and where you wanna go and let the porter decide?

[Nocsucow]

lol this thread is pretty funny ... best read in weeks....

[Daldolma]

Originally Posted by mishurza [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

that right there is why I never give pp before I arrive at the destination I requested.

would port you to tox