Any Earthquakes on Red ? ? ? ? ? ?

[fan D]

There hasnt been an Earthquake on red in 2018, what gives??

are we that bad we dont deserve a single earthshake ?

its not all our faults the some GM's get burnt out on red, they gotta take some responsibility too

[Swish2]

Agatha as GM would sort this situation out good and proper.

[LulzSect©]

this wouldn't happen on Blue server

[Phaezed-Reality]

Originally Posted by Swish2 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Agatha as GM would sort this situation out good and proper.

this is exactly.

[Imago]

Originally Posted by Phaezed-Reality [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

this is exactly.

That's not a complete sentence.

Could you imagine Agatha as a GM?

Rando: "Hey, I got fucked turning in my Lambent BP piece. Any chance you could verify I turned in the proper pieces and give me a refund, or give me the Lambent BP? Thanks!"

GM Agatha: "I took your lambent stone, crushed it with the handle of my .44 and snorted it in one line. Then I sold your Gypsy Lute for some heroin."

That's exactly what Red99 needs in a GM. There's a reason he hasn't been selected in 5+ years applying for a spot.

[Jazzy]

Only earthquakes loosely connected to r99 occur whenever one of you obese nerd fucks gets out of their cot to get some more food between dragon pops

[fan D]

Originally Posted by Jazzy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Only earthquakes loosely connected to r99 occur whenever one of you obese nerd fucks gets out of their cot to get some more food between dragon pops

wicked funny comment, thx

[Sirlious Mudhbuth]

abandon this wasteland. you know where we BE.

https://discord.gg/NCHHAHx

[Phaezed-Reality]

Originally Posted by Imago [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

That's not a complete sentence.

Could you imagine Agatha as a GM?

Rando: "Hey, I got fucked turning in my Lambent BP piece. Any chance you could verify I turned in the proper pieces and give me a refund, or give me the Lambent BP? Thanks!"

GM Agatha: "I took your lambent stone, crushed it with the handle of my .44 and snorted it in one line. Then I sold your Gypsy Lute for some heroin."

That's exactly what Red99 needs in a GM. There's a reason he hasn't been selected in 5+ years applying for a spot.

maybe like 10 years ago. lol. I'd still handle it the same way tho. fuck your lambent stone this is EQ go get another one. fuck.

[Qtip]

Originally Posted by Jazzy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Only earthquakes loosely connected to r99 occur whenever one of you obese nerd fucks gets out of their cot to get some more food between dragon pops

Did you write that with crayons on a napkin before you posted that?