Post the most cringeworthy Reddit/Tumblr/grandma-esque posts from red boards ITT

[George_Costanza]

We all know the Red boards are a sick hybrid of reddit/tumblr-tier garbage. ITT we post a highlight reel of the worst grandma's-chainmail level posts. I submit this first, which did not inspire the idea for this thread but definitely triggered its creation:

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Thought I'd let you enjoy the whole crippled thing for awhile. hehe! .
If you donate to my legs I can train you to be an Alpha too, don't worry.

Them 80%ers I tell ya....

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The Reddit face guy meme, in 2015! What's the over-under on this guy working an entry-level IT job for $14/hr at age 28?

[Pokesan]

the oakland raiders have a dojo?

[James_Joyce]

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smaller, weaker beta male cuttlefish visually appear to change their gender in order to trick the alpha dom daddy male into thinking he's about to get in some hot ass 3 way cephalopod action. then when the beta sneaks in close he blows his load into the alpha's girl's octopussy and then dips out never to be seen again

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reverse tranny cucking, an effective survival strategy honed over the course of over 530 million years

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who's the "alpha" now

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the beta male uprising is happening now

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will you stand up and fight? which side are you on?

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Originally Posted by Trustworthy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Dude. Did you put that together? That shit is fucking hilarious. Still having random chuckles. bhahaha.

It's so god damn true too.

Dude. Did you put that together?

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[Lune]

its like im really on r9k, how delightful

[James_Joyce]

Originally Posted by Lune [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

its like im really on r9k, how delightful

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welcome to paradise, beta cuck

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cuck-a cuck-a cuck-a caw!

[AzzarTheGod]

Originally Posted by Lune [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

its like im really on r9k, how delightful

Not yet. Here we go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tuf59ex-U0

[AenorVZ]

Thread is going places.

[iruinedyourday]

Using words like cuck is like basically anouncing, "i watch a lot of internet porn, so much it develops my vocabulay!"

Fyi

[Fame]

Originally Posted by iruinedyourday [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Using words like cuck is like basically anouncing, "i watch a lot of internet porn, so much it develops my vocabulay!"

Fyi

ROFL

[iruinedyourday]

I dont see the diff kek