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Old 04-14-2017, 09:29 AM
Neetas1320 Neetas1320 is offline
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Yo momma so fat she make moby dick look like a tic tac....

(Harry Potter) Yo momma so fat the sorting hat placed her in all 4 houses

yo mommas breath is kickin so bad she could beat Jackie Chan in a Fight
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Old 04-14-2017, 09:53 AM
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Default If yo momma can't beat them

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If yo momma don't want it bad then yo momma won't have it. If yo momma don't put the time and effort in then don't complain. Seriously their are two hardcore raiding mommas. Then out of no where comes rustles a casual raid momma that gets things done. What boggles the mind is the fact that yo momma spend more time in rants and flames complaining about them then doing something about it. This isn't World of Warcraft yo momma can't come on the forums and complain and have the GM doing what yo momma wants them to do. THIS IS CLASSIC if they are such a problem then yo momma make a guild call it hardcore not casual and do something about the problem the GM can't hold yo momma's hands and kill raid mobs for yo momma.

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Old 04-14-2017, 10:28 AM
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yo momma so fat, outside she jumped up in the air and got stuck
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Old 04-14-2017, 11:25 AM
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Yo momma so stupid she put a free piece of candy on layaway.
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Old 04-14-2017, 11:36 AM
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Yo momma so stupid she put a free piece of candy on layaway.
haha this was a good one lol
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Old 04-14-2017, 11:39 AM
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Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN!"
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Old 04-14-2017, 11:40 AM
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yo mama so stupid she returned a doughnut because it had a hole in it
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Old 04-14-2017, 12:09 PM
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yo momma so fat, I said it was chilly outside 'n she went and got a bowl.

yo momma so fat, she on both sides the family.

yo momma so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

yo momma so dumb, she got in an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
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Old 04-14-2017, 12:14 PM
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Yo momma so fat, I rolled off her and got a loading screen.
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Old 04-14-2017, 12:40 PM
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Yo momma so fat, she tried to put on some BVD's, and by the time she got them on they spelled boulevard.
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